Watching TV today has been amazing... - Page 3

#61 15-04-03, 04:01

...as I was saying... some women are not happy in the kitchen!

http://www.lothene.demon.co.uk/others/women19.html

Carman

Mark W. Tonner · #62 15-04-03, 04:59

'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess'.......Oh Oh,....

DaveCox · #63 15-04-03, 06:41

Oh Oh watch out, they're on the warpath again.!

I have a good collection of English folk music and there are plenty of songs about female soldiers, sailors and even highwaymen!

A case of "wouldn't wanna meet them on a dark night"

#64 15-04-03, 07:25

...that cake is wearing off you guys. Best watch what you say to me now. GEOFF knows how that goes, with 3 females in the house you must have to deal with it 3 times per month? No? Yes? Right Geoff?

Haven't been able to find any of those really formidable and fierce looking women with horns and swords.

Picture it...fearsome female ferocity fells foes fast

Sweet dreams

Mark W. Tonner · #65 15-04-03, 14:31

Oh Oh........................

DaveCox · #66 15-04-03, 19:47

The girls a poet - quick - more choccy!

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #67 15-04-03, 19:59

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveCox
The girls a poet - quick - more choccy!

Wymyn.... can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.... ever thought we've become TOO civilised?

Mark W. Tonner · #68 15-04-03, 20:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Carman: "...that cake is wearing off you guys. Best watch what you say to me now."

Quick!, Quick!.........feed her more Chocolate Cake........Hurry!, Hurry!........ she must have more Chocolate Cake......... Oh Oh!

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#69 15-04-03, 20:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Wymyn.... can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.... ever thought we've become TOO civilised?

Oh my gawd.... "GEOFF...'Uncle...Uncle" ........
..okay OKAY!........you WIN you WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahhhaaaah ha

just TOO good!

#70 15-04-03, 23:01

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir

Oh my gawd.... "GEOFF...'Uncle...Uncle" ........
..okay OKAY!........you WIN you WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahhhaaaah ha just TOO good!

Hey Geoff....I changed my mind. TI thought about what you said and what you said wasn't too good after all.... I'm lookin for yah now!!!

#71 16-04-03, 00:08

...uh oh.... how did I miss the cake. Mark. Cruel cruel beast when I have no cake to appease my cravings for cake....so now....NOW....

...R E V E N G E .....see last post to get an idea of what's coming to you

Mark W. Tonner · #72 16-04-03, 00:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carman: "R E V E N G E .....see last post to get an idea of what's coming to you"

Like I said 'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess', with the emphasis on 'LITTLE'...........let me get out my magnifing glass so I'll see you coming............BRING IT ON

:

Told ya she was 'LITTLE'......

#73 16-04-03, 01:42

.... that's okay. Bd things come in small packages. You'll see

Mark W. Tonner · #74 16-04-03, 01:46

We're ready for you Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess....

#75 16-04-03, 02:12

I always knew men were more comfortable with animals than people!

Mark W. Tonner · #76 16-04-03, 02:24

Less hassle, easier to feed...........

: and besides, Beaver's and Rabbit's don't 'YAP'.....either

......

P.S. - Almost forgot to rub-it-in, we had CHOCOLATE CAKE today.....did you

DaveCox · #77 16-04-03, 06:22

I'm reading this at 05:20, a good laugh makes a hell of a start to the working day!

#78 16-04-03, 07:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
.... that's okay. Bad things come in small packages. You'll see

Carman says;

"I repeat... bad things come in small packages. You'll see!" The part I forgot to mention is that I'm a very atypical ARIES in that ... I can wait. Timing is everything.

... I also never forget.EEK!!!"

DAVE; So glad your working day can start with a laugh

It's 10:20 p.m. here.

Hmmm. Do you know where GEOFF is???

Wymyn.

Nite/Morning ... Carman

Martin IJdo · #79 17-04-03, 20:32

Captain Blackadder;
"What´s for dinner tonight, Baldrick?"
Baldrick;
"Rat au Vin, sir."
Captain Blackadder;
"Hmm, sounds good. What is it?"
Baldrick;
"It´s a rat that´s been run over by a van, sir."

Dana Nield · #80 17-04-03, 21:01

Bill To: Martin Ijdo

Supplies and Labour for the cleaning of tea and snot off one monitor.

"There once was a little turnip named Baldrick...."

DaveCox · #81 17-04-03, 23:02

Sticks pencils up nose and pretends madness

#82 17-04-03, 23:55

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveCox
Sticks pencils up nose and pretends madness

DAVE;

I really have to thank you for bringing this thread to a new page. My old computer doesn't like loading the last one. Must be all the ____!(fill in the blank)

"....madness" Did I miss something?

Where's Geoff

wymyn ...that's ok. I can wait.

DaveCox · #83 18-04-03, 01:55

Sorry Carman,
In joke for Blackadder fans ( see page 2 dinners ugestion Rat au Van)

Captain Blackadder pretended madness to try and escape the trenches in WW1 by sticking pencils up his nose, only to find that everyone else was doing the same!

#84 18-04-03, 02:26

...Good one!!!

Busy today. My youngest daughter will be here tomorrow morning, for the whole week-end, and I'm cleaning out a corner for her to sleep in (in the closet...grin!) EXCELLENT. Happy Mommy

talk later...C

Mark W. Tonner · #85 18-04-03, 02:39

Quote:

Carman said" I'm cleaning out a corner for her to sleep in (in the closet)"

: - and your calling us 'MAD' - you have 'Closet Kids' - whats the sleeping arrangement - 'hang one per hanger' or just stack em, like cord wood and I suppose all they get fed is 'wabbit'

if 'Little Miss Yappy's' aim is good and if you miss the wabbit, I suppose they get to lick the crumbs from the plate, that the CHOCOLATE CAKE was on, cause Ma ATE THE WHOLE TING HERSELF and never shared with her young ones

'Yappy Easter Carman'

#86 18-04-03, 02:58

I forgot to tell you that my daughter is a CHOCOLATE BUNNY ... god rest her soul

Mark W. Tonner · #87 18-04-03, 03:07

Quote:

Carman wrote: "I forgot to tell you that my daughter is a CHOCOLATE BUNNY ... god rest her soul"

MY GOD!!! - 'LITTLE MISS YAPPY' EATS HER YOUNG

#88 18-04-03, 03:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
MY GOD!!! - 'LITTLE MISS YAPPY' EATS HER YOUNG

........"Only the chocolate ones Dear, only the chocolate ones. The others I hang, upside down, in the closet. It's only the men I keep in the basement...stacked, one upon the other, until I feel like human food. I never told you my middle name, did I, Mark? It's Hannibella."

heh heh heh