Some Funnies

[Jon Skagfeld]

The bar is empty except for an Oriental and Jew.

They both have evil in their hearts, and glare angrily at each other.

Suddenly, the Jew springs to his feet, rushes to the Oriental's table and hammers him a good one.

The dazed Oriental asks, as he picks himself off the floor...

"What the Hell was that all about?"

The Jew answers, "That was for the Korean War."

The Oriental says "But why hit me?...I'm Japanese"

The Jew mutters, "Aw, all you slitty eyed buggers are all the same to me."

Time passes. Each extra shot of booze fuels the Oriental's passion, until...

Up he leaps, dashes to the Jew's table and, with a "Hai Kai", smashes the Jew in the face.

The dazed Jew asks, as he picks himself off the floor...

"What the Hell was that all about?"

The Oriental answers, "That was for the Titanic".

Confused, the Jew says "But the Titanic hit an iceberg".

To which the Oriental says..."Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg...all you guys are the same to me".