New Disease Breakout

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Based on GWB's thread & symtoms provided by Al(excuse me while I sip my Molson Dry)Where was I?Oh yes!At lunch yesterday with friends of the ocean shipping community here in Old Montreal,I learned of a sub species of B.A.R.'s.It's called P.U.B.S.Under this sub species you may break out,uncontrollably,I may add ,of the "pitcher Disease"while having your barley soup(beer).The sub strains consist of international local symtoms.The first,as GWB mentioned at the top of this thread is an Irish symtom called Guinness,a dark evil experience.The Scots have their own species called"Tartan".Even in Canada we have our versions.In Toronto they have a sad version called"Blue" .Down in the Maritimes they break out in Alexander Keith's disease,and in New Brunswick,their's an animal disease called Moosehead.Even down under,where the people have the record of the world's leading consumption,they have Foster's disease.So the word is out,Avoid B.A.R.S. & P.U.B.S. by buying your 24's at your local LCBO or Liquer Store or wherever you may be.This haas been aa(HIC)public service announcement.
Now where's the hell my beer?