MLU-ers Story ... Once upon a time ,,,

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
...with stealthy moves and gimlet eyed observation, aided by a troop of koala killers and a jalopy full of joeys, she proceeded apace.

The resident ostrich manager said to her "Tut, tut, you cawn't do thet".

Which brings us back to Pharaohnic times where Akhenaten, Nefertiti and Tutankhamnun were lunching on the banks of the Nile when a reed boat floated into the bulrushes, near where they were dining.

I wonder what that is, said Nefer, could it be...

"Tongue sandwiches? Uggghhh!" "Toto, I don't think we are in Winterpeg any more."
With a wild jolt, Yappy was wide awake, the fog of her vegemite induced ramblings receding into the dim recesses of her mind. "I have to think clearly about this" she thought as she grabbed about for a strong coffee. Clearly there was a connection between the giant Tim Tam packs and the P51 which had almost mown her down the previous day. Somehow the prototype CMP was involved too. She decided to visit her old pal Jon. He'd been in the forces, and perhaps with his experience he could make some sense of this...