Canadian doctors. . . . . . . . . . .

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by FV623
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Not so fast, my lad... you have to actually GET a doctor before he can kill you. "Sorry, no new patients, so piss off" is a recurring theme over here now. Because of socialized medicine, lots of the buggers have migrated to the States where they can earn their Porsches in a fraction of the time. I haven't had a doctor in about six years, and when I stumbled into several clinics with a broken toe last week, I was politely sent packing (without advice or treatment). I'll trust guns, thank you, at least I understand them...

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Then we would be in real trouble.

hehehehe... why do you think almost all politicians are lawyers? They scare the crap out of me NOW...

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