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Originally posted by FV623
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Not so fast, my lad... you have to actually GET a doctor before he can kill you. "Sorry, no new patients, so piss off" is a recurring theme over here now. Because of socialized medicine, lots of the buggers have migrated to the States where they can earn their Porsches in a fraction of the time. I haven't had a doctor in about six years, and when I stumbled into several clinics with a broken toe last week, I was politely sent packing (without advice or treatment). I'll trust guns, thank you, at least I understand
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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Then we would be in real trouble.
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hehehehe... why do you think almost all politicians are lawyers? They scare the crap out of me NOW...
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