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19-08-05, 19:52
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More Lada jokes
What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip! What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow! Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen? To warm your hands while you're pushing it! What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside! How do you double the value of a Lada? Fill it with petrol! What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub? You cannot step out of either one in a public place. How can you tell a man driving a Lada? He wears dark sunglasses. How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses? He doesn't have a white cane. What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual? The bus schedule!
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