might move to Canada

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Whoa.... don't be too hasty, milady... that presumes we'd actually let the likes of Max into the country...

But if his full name was Maximissimo Hedgo-Immigranti? Would it be better if we said he's not really of Anglo descent! Can hardly fathom Canadian democracy and will need some sort of translating assistance on arrival. Surely this is exactly the type of person Canada needs? Look, what if he went on Welfare, too. Would that help? Pleads ignorance of any historic events prior to last week's news. We promise that he will not try to re-import any items of Canadian heritage. I know we could do with the clearing sale as an urgently needed social event.