Achtung!Auchtung!!Mr J.HClarke

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

My dear Mr Clarke(by the way-an open letter to all MLU members to read).
I would,on no account as a member of this esteemed forum,accuse you of any infractions.As a matter of fact,I personnally look forward to meeting you when(possibly at Easter when I'm up in Nepean at my brothers' house).Let me put it this way.-every time your f--k-ups f--k-up ,after all the BS you published on the forum,I ,my friend will be there TO remind you.Now,if you my dear friend,have any more questions to ask me,please clear it with my press sexatriary,Geoff Spinninballs-or whatever his name is.,By the way,,don't give him a BEER,he'll vote for MOLSON/BUDWEISER/PABST BLUE RIBBON/hell even CORONA if it"s free.
Oh yes-insult to your face.Bet I caan chugalug two beers before you taake the top off your firsst !! Geoff not included in this one.He cchews the lids off aand eats them jusst to get at the beer
Good night MY FRIEND