How to deal with telemarketers

[sapper740]

When I get a foreign sounding , usually Indo-something, telemarketer, I ask them their name. When they respond, "Bob.", I ask them their real name. It's usually Mullabar Rimjob, or Sanjay Bagshit, or Achmed Phlegmwad or something similar. I then tell them that since the N.S.A. is now monitoring overseas calls from third world countries, I will not accept any phone calls unless they originate in a Western country. Further, I tell them that I've logged this call and will be reporting it to the F.C.C., since I am on the Federal "No Call List" and that they can expect a fine.
Or sometimes I just tell them to "F*** Off!"