You Heard It Here First...

[Pete Ashby]

-- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

F**** it that's 3 years, 2 months and 6 1/2 hours before I get to draw my pension. This cannot HAPPEN !!


Ah well................Mines a pint of Hookey………………….. Ho Hum.

Oh and another reason why this cosmic event will not occur, the Leyland will just be ready for it's first public showing.......... so that's that sorted then.

I say Old Boy that’s not the thing to come home to don’t you know………… gave me quite a turn,………… consider yourself on a charge for spreading alarm and despondency in the ranks

Pete

PTO&G (with bar awarded for stiff upper lip in the face of killer cosmic cloud)