my latest buy

[Gunner]

If the above photographic evidence is true, it appears sheep CAN cook and so now the only reason for Antipodean males to marry women is that they don't crap on the kitchen floor!

Mike

[Max Hedges]

mother and son

[Keith Webb]

Max, I didn't know you were so skilled in manipulating images.

Fortunately I managed to find the original unretouched image.

There's a strong family resemblance, chip off the old block, n'est-ce pas?

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
There's a strong family resemblance, chip off the old block, n'est-ce pas?

#%^&^@(*(*)&^%#%*$$+#~*T@#!@^%**)_!!!!!!!

:witch

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
#%^&^@(*(*)&^%#%*$$+#~*T@#!@^%**)_!!!!!!!

Watch out - he's speaking in tongues!

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Watch out - he's speaking in tongues!

And you ain't heard NOTHIN' yet...

[Howard]

I duddn't knew Jiff's Pirunts wus frum Noo Zillend...

[cliff]

Accually I thought that the 'son' in the original photo that Max posted was far too good looking to be either Jifs or Keefys but then again he may have taken after his mum!

[Ken Hughes]

you have heard of ac/dc song dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
well a radio stn here in nz has a version ,"dirty deeds done with sheep".
hey howard is that how you think us kiwis talk?you should hear yourselves ! ha ha ha, i like it.

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Ken Hughes
you have heard of ac/dc song dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
well a radio stn here in nz has a version ,"dirty deeds done with sheep".

In Austraaaaaylia, We've been told that song is the Kiwi National Anthem!

[cliff]

Originally posted by Tony Smith
In Austraaaaaylia, We've been told that song is the Kiwi National Anthem!

No it would have to be Max Davis and "oh Lord it's hard to be humble"

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by cliff
No it would have to be Max Davis and "oh Lord it's hard to be humble"

WAITAMINUTE THERE, LADDIE.... that's OUR song!! The Kiwis can borrow it only if they're REALLY NICE (ha!)

[Max Hedges]

who's gunna claim this one

Originally posted by Max Hedges
who's gunna claim this one

I will claim her, Max! Mom and babe sheeps remind me of me and my wee one ... Sheep Ma Yappy and Baby Yappy

[aj.lec]

Max are you sure you havent had any visitors lately wearing gumboots and velcro gloves that come from that country where men are men and sheep are nervous ?

Originally posted by aj.lec
are you sure you havent had any visitors lately wearing gumboots and velcro gloves that come from that country where men are men and sheep are nervous ?

WHO ... are you talking to?

(psssssssssst ... I don't have company ... nobody likes me )

[aj.lec]

Im sure that is definately not the case karmen

max will have to step up his perimeter patrols
p.s Ill ammend my bad grammar

Originally posted by aj.lec
Im sure that is definately not the case karmen

Okay okay ... so I lied about nobody likes me ... but I didn't lie about having no visitors. Friends and family live HOURS and more hours away

max will have to step up his perimeter patrols
p.s Ill ammend my bad grammar

The wee sheep baby is obviously mixed race ... or else has been rolling in the Tim Tams

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir 2nd
Okay okay ... so I lied about nobody likes me ... but I didn't lie about having no visitors. Friends and family live HOURS and more hours away

Fibbing again! We're only minutes away by keyboard.

The wee sheep baby is obviously mixed race ... or else has been rolling in the Tim Tams

Hey, HEY. HEY!!. No-ones been rolling with my Tim Tams! I demand a Paternity Test. I suspect Chocolate Monte.

[Dave Page]

If you guys haven't noticed the trend by now, I'll enlighten you. It is - always - the Australians that broach the subject of beastiality first. I guess they like like the idea.
Cheers,
Dave

Originally posted by Tony Smith
Fibbing again! We're only minutes away by keyboard.

Okay okay and yes you all are ... but I prefer you all within reach - just in case -

Hey, HEY. HEY!!. No-ones been rolling with my Tim Tams! I demand a Paternity Test. I suspect Chocolate Monte.

On closer look at the wee sheep it looks more the color of VEGEMITE. Maybe Max used the Vegemite to help the poor little thing slide out of Mama because it was stuck and needed lubing?
YEAH ... that's gotta be IT!

Stuck in birth canal PLUS VEGEMITE = SUCCESSFUL SHEEPBIRTH!

[Howard]

For an explanation to all of this, see this
Then check out the N.Z Strippers here

[Kym Loechel]

All this talk of relations with Domestic animals is rather disturbing and quite out of place.!! Here in the Mallee of SA it is well know that sheep are domestic and not fair game.!!
Anyone spending time in the Aussie real bush would understand that the domestic animal has a problem with the wool picking up a million prickles.. NOT Pleasant to hold let alone ?????.. Any bushman knows the short furred animals of the Aussie bush don't have this problem and whilst hard to hold the soft short fur is pleasant to touch and doesn't hold prickles.!!
So folks WOMBATS Rule.!! Short Chubby and silent.!! In fact they are built like a tank rather more appropriate for this forum anyway.!!
The inferred relations with domestic critters is a bit much for us clean living and prickle shy mallee boys.!!

[Pedr]

Yeap and we all know that...

...the Wombat eats roots shoots and leaves.

hahaha

Pedr

[Kym Loechel]

wombat Eats Roots Shoots and Leaves

And thats just your normal wombat.!! This dude is my own local species .... The most lovable local wombat I could find..
He's even a Tatt on my shoulder.!!
Oh and he is copyright to Me.!!