Some Funnies

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that

will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants

him to leave



Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and

proclaims .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new

Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their

children!"



The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.



Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says ... "If

the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also

establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his

children!"



More sighs and loud applause.



Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher

stays .... I will give him sex!"



There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say

that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead

with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his

wife replies, . "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he

said, "Screw the Preacher!"