My wife thinks it's for the cars

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

We can blame all of the following on our new Labor Government.

North - cyclones
South - weeks of incessant heat
East - rain & floods (snow in Lithgow and apparitions thereof in Eltham)
West - raging bushfires
Centre - well nothing ever happens or changes there
Interest rates on the increase
Fuel prices through the roof
Workers strikes on the comeback and increase

But up here in God's country it is all a figment of our imagination. The trees are growing, the chooks are laying, Phoenix is slowly arising and we haven't run out of red wine yet.

Bob