A question of some delicacy...

[Bruce Parker (RIP)]

"before she lets the trolley jack down when I'm under the Ferret"

Ewww. Ugly. Orriblbe.

(she woudn't do that, would she.....actually???)

Then again, fail to keep her happy and... plonk, a Ferret in the chest and a boy toy in the Caribbean.

Wife-O-mine has suggested a list (with prices) of my toys. I shall provide. I always do what I'm told. Anything goes mising, well, I'll...well I should....