Some Funnies

[aj.lec]

sorry about that tony I forgot you were down that way .My nephew sent it to me and he lived in lithgow for a While
I doubt if the dubbo police would recognise the pope or care either way .They are pretty savage and would book him anyway

one for the Canadians -if you know this bloke its probably a good idea to avoid him on the road

Subject: Alberta Driver

Must of been a green light that kept him/her going, i think!!
Now here's one tough Dodge truck. This happened in Vernon , B.C

The driver hit the left turn light at 48th Ave. And 27th St. shearing it off at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 km to Squires Four Pub.

Where he stopped for more beer!! How pissed do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a lamp standard?

(Notice that there is an Alberta plate on the truck. No one said anything about a smart driver.)

The truck was towed about 2.5 km, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bent bumper,

To the Vernon Towing yard, where it took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.