Look out ... she's back ...

.... with unlimited access!

Yesssssiree bob, I'm connected again.

Aren't you all so glad?

Lil' Miss Yappy

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
.... with unlimited access!

Yesssssiree bob, I'm connected again.

Aren't you all so glad?

Lil' Miss Yappy

Oh Boy! , now it will be an endless stream of YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, ........... and just think, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED : ............IT WILL BE ENDLESS.......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Oh Boy! , now it will be an endless stream of YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, ........... and just think, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED : ............IT WILL BE ENDLESS.......

Well, HAIRY SIR, it didn't take YOU long to harass me ... Ever-Ready's got nuthin' on you ...(or me )

(Gawd ... the things I have to put up with in this joint : )

[DaveCox]

Jeez, it's a good job you two live a few hundred miles apart otherwise picture the scene -

Main street Winnie-bison-peg, high noon, the diminutive figure of a woman leaves the saloon and walks to the middle of the street - a shout from the barbers shop doorway where a large hairy humanoid lurks - they face each other down - frying pan against beer can at 50 paces......................


LOL

[Snowtractor]

Originally posted by DaveCox
Winnie-bison-peg, high noon, the diminutive figure of a woman leaves the saloon LOL [/B]

Winnepegers ENTER saloons at high noon, they don't leave them!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by DaveCox
Jeez, it's a good job you two live a few hundred miles apart otherwise picture the scene -

Main street Winnie-bison-peg, high noon, the diminutive figure of a woman leaves the saloon and walks to the middle of the street - a shout from the barbers shop doorway where a large hairy humanoid lurks - they face each other down - frying pan against beer can at 50 paces......................


LOL

Dave?......Why would I waste a perfectly good beer can....I'll just throw her a 'BANANA', that ought do the trick , she'd fry it up in no time, peel and all, that way she wouldn't slip on the peel and fall on her 'MONKEY BUTT'.....


GOOD MORNING KARMEN.......

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Snowtractor
Winnepegers ENTER saloons at high noon, they don't leave them!

Little Miss Yappy doesn't have to worry about the swinging saloon doors....she just walks right under them.....problem is though, she can't make it up onto the brass rail most of us use to rest our foot on at the bar.....it's to high for her to reach, let alone, climb up on............

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
.... with unlimited access!

Yesssssiree bob, I'm connected again.

Aren't you all so glad?

Lil' Miss Yappy

By the way, you say "Your Back", I have a dumb question, were you gone somewhere? Seems to me you've always been on the Forum.....24/7......

hmmmm..................

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Little Miss Yappy doesn't have to worry about the swinging saloon doors....she just walks right under them.....

Kinda like a Gremlin...

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by DaveCox
Jeez, it's a good job you two live a few hundred miles apart otherwise picture the scene -

Actually, the distance between London, Ontario and Winterpeg, Manitoba, is 2210 kilometres (1373 miles), according to the Province of Ontario's official Distance Table.

It should be sufficient to keep both of them from doing serious harm to each other...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
It should be sufficient to keep both of them from doing serious harm to each other...

Not unless I deploy my new toy, the 'YAPPY BUSTER', but then again, that would be like using a hammer to take out a Ladybug.....hmmm ?.....Little Miss Yappy....a Ladybug..... me thinks the Ladybug is BIGGER ........


THE YAPPY BUSTER:

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Kinda like a Gremlin...

You said it, not me, now she'll be all confused.....two targets, both in London (LOL )......her grey matter will be taxed to acquire both targets at the same time .......

Oh Karmen......does 'GRIT' mean anything to you, besides small particles of dirt.........

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.....Little Miss Yappy....a Ladybug.....

Marko, didn't anyone ever tell you that when all else is done, bugs will inherit the Earth?

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Jeez, that's two movies you've mentioned in one thread... BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, and TRUE GRIT. Is there a trend happening here? Has Yappy been sending you home videos you've neglected to share with us?

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.....Little Miss Yappy....a Ladybug.....

Crikey, it just occurred to me... there are two types of ladybugs, the pretty little orange ones, and the larger yellowish ones... the latter BITE. Now I'm scared...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Jeez, that's two movies you've mentioned in one thread... BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, and TRUE GRIT. Is there a trend happening here? Has Yappy been sending you home videos you've neglected to share with us?

Oh Boy !.......flash backs of 'PETAWAWA SAND'......

Yappy + Home Videos = I'M BLIND !!!!!......


Title: 'TALES FROM THE WINTERPEG BUNKER'
Rated: CENSORED


.................She's gonna kill us.............maybe........

Originally posted by Snowtractor
Winnepegers ENTER saloons at high noon, they don't leave them!

Yes Snowtractor, Winnipegers haven't changed much in their ways since my childhood. So much of my re-acquainting myself feels like a time warp back decades. Except for the computers and the look Portage and Main...people still pop into the pub to get out of the wind to get blasted in another way though.

(I'm ignoring Mark-O and Jiff for the moment: ...JUST ...for the moment though. )

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
(I'm ignoring Mark-O and Jiff for the moment: ...JUST ...for the moment though. )

What's wrong?.....Doesn't Karmen want to come out to play today.......we'll play nice, I promise, right Geoff.....Geoff?, you there Geoff?.....Oh, Ok!, I understand, we'll just play.......



.................time for a

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
What's wrong?.....Doesn't Karmen want to come out to play today.......we'll play nice, I promise, right Geoff.....Geoff?, you there Geoff?.....Oh, Ok!, I understand, we'll just play.......

.................time for a

Hmmm ... perhaps the Jiff-Miester is ignoring you now too? His self-preservation instincts are powerful (usually! )

Now ... boxes boxes everywhere.... now where the HECK did I put those scalping knives?:

Oh ... oh my, lookee see what I just found ... my effigy making kit! Oh JOY ..... yes, yes, GAWWWWWD YESSSSS, and THERE are the PINS!

......DENISE ... I am SO grateful for the hair-of Hairy-Beast you sent me. I shall be able play play PLAY with my wee peedie dollies!!!!!!!!!!! 48/7

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball

Ah ... WHAT, pray tell means THIS, Jiff-Meister? Are you per chance declaring you are READY FOR ME?
(Faulty-synapsing in the self-preservation neuro-transmitters perchance? )

(Oh lordy, lordy, who helps little children and fools, where WERE you when the Jiff-Mesiter so impulsively spake?)

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by V_D
Oh lordy, lordy, who helps little children and fools, where WERE you when the Jiff-Mesiter so impulsively spake?

Karmen, are you trying to talk to my dad again? If so, you'll have to go through his Executive Assistant... ME (family business y'know).

BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you? Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you?
Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have
sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

....but not the man I ALLOW to take me on ... a superior creature of great wisdom, passion, vigor, and wit, able to hold his own and stand strong, beside such a Pixie-Witch as I ... guess that leaves YOU out there Jif-fer-oo

ONE

TWO

THREE ......

Ah ... Jif be snuffed!

....but not the man I ALLOW to take me on ... a
superior creature of great wisdom, passion, vigor,
and wit, able to hold his own and stand strong,
beside and AGAINST such a Pixie-Witch as myself ... guess that leaves
YOU out there Jif-fer-oo

Pixie-Witch ... Hosti Acie Nominati?

[Jon Skagfeld]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
You said it, not me, now she'll be all confused.....two targets, both in London (LOL )......her grey matter will be taxed to acquire both targets at the same time .......

Oh Karmen......does 'GRIT' mean anything to you, besides small particles of dirt.........

OK, boys and girls...learning curve commences (Mark, maintain radio silence in Zulu harbour).

GRIT= Group, Range, Indication, Type of fire. Used by infantry units in order to effectively engage the enemy.

G...(Group), i.e. Rifle Section, GPMG, Mortar section . This command indicates by the unit commander which particular weapon available to him is to be employed.

R...(Range) 200 metres, 300 metres, whatever, from your present position.

I...(Indication) usually a reference point from ones position to the target, i.e. lone pine tree (which is as above at xxx metres), go right, small copse below ridge line.

T...(Type of fire) whatever the commander wants...rapid fire, slow rate, neutralize now, fire for effect.

Therefore...

MLU group
Exponential cyberspace
Yappy target
Fire for effect, neutralize now.

Upon successful completion of the mission, target is reported as destroyed.

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
and stand strong, beside such a Pixie-Witch as I ...

So that means that this man would have to stand at least has tall has a 'Ladybug's Leg!' .....OH!, WOW!, THAT'S TALL! :

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you?
Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have
sharp teeth...

Geoff; your not scared of the 'Yapster' are you?

She's only a 'Small Wee Thing'......then again, ankle bites are painful :, not that she could reach any higher.......


Oh, what's that.....time for a you say, Ok, Bye

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
OK, boys and girls...learning curve commences (Mark, maintain radio silence in Zulu harbour)

"SHOT OVER"..................."SHOT OUT"


......and Moses being a good 2ic ordered three rounds of illumination......



.....maintaining radio silence........

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
......DENISE ... I am SO grateful for the hair-of Hairy-Beast you sent me. I shall be able play play PLAY with my wee peedie dollies!!!!!!!!!!! 48/7

Nope, Sorry, Try again.........'Nise' never sent you enough hair...... and since when was there '48' hours in a day : .....oh boy.......

Oh G Wiz, Keeper of the Great Delete, your fateful, oops, I mean faithful!...followers speak ..... Skag-man-Meister is nasty today. How come?

ONE

TWO

THREE ........... ... there goes the Yappy Pixie Witch

NOT!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by V_D
Oh G Wiz, Keeper of the Great Delete, your fateful, oops, I mean faithful!...followers speak ..... Skag-man-Meister is nasty today. How come?

ONE

TWO

THREE ........... ... there goes the Yappy Pixie Witch

NOT!

Me thinks you 'MISSED' Jon, it's still YAPPING....it's only a 'Wee Little Target' .......it may require a sixteen fig GRID ref.........fire when ready......