MLU-ers Story ... Once upon a time ,,,

[Max Hedges]

When does the fairy princess (yappy) live happily ever after,?
when she finds her belovered pronto with her pot of chocolate treasures at the end of the rainbow perhaps?

Max

Originally posted by Max Hedges
When does the fairy princess (yappy) live happily ever after,?
when she finds her belovered pronto with her pot of chocolate treasures at the end of the rainbow perhaps?

Max

Perhaps Makes one ponder the "PRONTO SENDS" part of his profile now, doesn't it (just teasing you Pronto )

Now ... I feel it in me wee bittie Pixie heart-n-old-arthritic-granny-bones that one day soon, that those detoured tastey Aussie chocky morsels will soon meet with me and raise rainbows in me wee bittie life for many bites to come, now then ... aye mate ... aye

Wait and see if I'm not correct! I KNOW how to and :dh: sure as your shearing Chris will long remember you Aussies!

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Alright, who vetted my post 779. Was it considered too risque. If someone is so sensitive I'm not playing anymore. Bob

[Jon Skagfeld]

Yeah, one of was mine was vetted as well.

It was only mildly salacious, but turned, instead, into a Bren gun posting.

I, like you Bob, am pulling my rubber ducky out of the tub and not gonna play no more.

Pout.

Now, Now, you two old farts ... don't get yore darned old knickers in knots about this editorial liberty I took and don't get in a snit of pouting and running : ... please DO, get yore old heinies back in here and play ... but heed this, Tim Tams will not get round me when it comes to turning my social MLU persona into an XXX rated Yappy ... I ain't no prude dudes, but I am a lady! LADY YAPPY! A Lady Hear hear!

Originally posted by Max Hedges
When does the fairy princess (yappy) live happily ever after,?
when she finds her belovered pronto with her pot of chocolate treasures at the end of the rainbow perhaps?

Max

Oh dear me, Pronto has run off in a pout because I was a bad taking liberties, and has taken the Tim Tams AND the rainbow, with him ... but ... I'm trying to get him back in here, at which point I shall have at least the POTENTIAL to get my Tim Tams so's I can live happily ever after ....

MEN ... dammit ... can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em :dh:

[cliff]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
MEN ... dammit ... can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em :dh:

This should read "WOMEN ... dammit ... can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em and can't do without them"

cheers
Cliff

Originally posted by cliff
This should read "WOMEN ... dammit ... can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em and can't do without them"

cheers
Cliff

I stand corrected

[Ponysoldier]

A snit just a snit?? Who us Nahhhhhh not us
Patrick

Originally posted by Ponysoldier
A snit just a snit?? Who us Nahhhhhh not us
Patrick

You be quiet!

...or else continue this story

[Ponysoldier]

Hey

:P

Patrick

Originally posted by Ponysoldier
Hey

:P

Patrick

CHICKEN!!!!!

[Ponysoldier]

And some were east of the bison herd,,,, and what the heck
is a yappy???anyhow.
Patrick

Originally posted by Ponysoldier
And some were east of the bison herd,,,, and what the heck
is a yappy???anyhow.
Patrick

...and somewhere East of the Bison herd, Yappy (a yappy little pixie witch) woke up, realizing that she'd been having a nightmare ... something about MLU Land and tenants who reminded her of "Alice through The Looking Glass" .... in a cold sweat, she reached out for a jar of Vegemite to calm her down, and then reached for the Tim Tams ... but horrible reality kicked in when she realized that the Tim tams were .... ...

[Jon Skagfeld]

...getting freezer burn in the Owen Sound Deep Freeze Cafe.

Pronto, having finished his pouting and now deciding to pontificate, postulates that perhaps pertinent personnel might prey on the possibility of performing predelictions.

(If you can say that without spraying on your monitor screen, you're a better lip synch than am I(...BTW, like the alliteration?).

Bob, the Salesman, having most probably snitted himself out, would most likely say that...

[Ponysoldier]

One who kisses knights in armor gets rusty lips.

:P
Patrick

Originally posted by Ponysoldier
One who kisses knights in armor gets rusty lips.

:P
Patrick

... and knowing that she'd unwittingly kissed those armored lips, and rust would set in, Yappy reached, yet again, for her Vegemite, for Vegemite IS a lip balm, and she knew she would need the lip balm to heal her rusty lips, in order that she would be able to eat those freezer burnt Tim Tams once she secured them form that Owen Sound ...

[Jon Skagfeld]

...guy who is starting to accumulate storage charges for said Tim Tams, freezer burn and all. After all, how many Canadians have Tim Tams in their freezer? Seems like a Value Added Tax situation to me.

I had me size 58 slouch hat on today, attending a sportsman's meeting. Nice comments, although no-one asked about Tim Tams.

(I'm running out of "bon ripostes" for this thread....is it dying a natural death?)...

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld

(I'm running out of "bon ripostes" for this thread....is it dying a natural death?)...

... perhaps it is so Master Jon ... for all good things must come to an end ...

... Regards the freezer burning Tim Tams ... with Sunray hobbling around like a 3 legged horse (shut up!) recently, things have been slow and we're keeping close to the home front ... but ... he says, we SHALL get up to Snowen Sound soon to ransom my Tim Tams.

BTW ... Master Sunray must see a foot specialist tomorrow morning for his broken toe ... it is splintered : ... Pixie Witch, trying to foresee the future thinks she may be seeing a foot cast in Sunrays very near future ...

[cliff]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir

BTW ... Master Sunray must see a foot specialist tomorrow morning for his broken toe ... it is splintered : ... Pixie Witch, trying to foresee the future thinks she may be seeing a foot cast in Sunrays very near future ... [/B]

ouch........hope it comes right soon mate.

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld

(I'm running out of "bon ripostes" for this thread....is it dying a natural death?)...

yes real bad when the "authorities" edit and restrict creative talent

you do tend to be :dh: when that happens or but never mind I will still visit.

cheers
Cliff

Originally posted by cliff
ouch........hope it comes right soon mate.
cheers
Cliff

Hi C Lah-da-soor ... (did I get that right? )

Well ... The Pixie-Witch was correct in her foreshadowing, for the Grand Master Sunray, indeed, must have a cast cast for his toe/foot, custom fit, no less ... fractured ... that must have been one helluva whack or "just so" ... remember, it was NOT my that did this dastardly deed, but a couch corner met up with his toe ... I truly WAS sound asleep at the time of this event ...

Monday is the cast fitting ... good news is that its able to come off at night ... somewhat like my hospital fitted/custom made wrist splints I expect(for which I paid $115.oo EACH!) ... or snap on tools (shut up) ...

[Ponysoldier]

Like thats gunna happen around here

:P

Patrick

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
but a couch corner met up with his toe ... I truly WAS sound asleep at the time of this event ...

But didn't remain asleep for long? Poor Jif. Just give it a good poultice of Vegemite and you'll be right as rain.

[cliff]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
But didn't remain asleep for long? Poor Jif. Just give it a good poultice of Vegemite and you'll be right as rain.

you forgot the TimTam to be taken orally as required for pain

cheers
Cliff

Originally posted by cliff
you forgot the TimTam to be taken orally as required for pain

cheers
Cliff

Master and Missus Herkman sent the prescription in the mail ... considering the Tim Tams would serve as prescriptive pain relief for Master Sunray ... I'll allow him ONE to be nibbled upon as required for pain releief as necessary

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
...that must have been one helluva whack or "just so" ... remember, it was NOT my that did this dastardly deed, but a couch corner met up with his toe ... I truly WAS sound asleep at the time of this event ...

Yup! : ... and the Moon is made of 'Blue Cheese' ........

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Yup! : ... and the Moon is made of 'Blue Cheese' ........

Hmmm ... thank you Old Fart, you answered a life-long question I've always had about where the expression "Blue Moon" comes from. Now I know the real moon is made of Blue Cheese and the real moon isn't often out, hence the expression, "Once in a Blue Moon"... Thank you!
.......................

BTT

:dh:

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
...hence the expression, "Once in a Blue Moon"... Thank you!
.......................

Errr... "blue moon" is actually what you get on a winter ex and have to "process" your previously-ingested IMPs... can get quite interesting at times...

Speaking of which, anyone have any leftover Ham Omlets they could do without? I loved them, finished my last years ago. I used to trade for them out in the field, part of what developed the reputation I have to this day.

Anyway, Anty Kartmann, consider yerself edumacated.