Some Funnies

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

-Did you hear about the buddist who refused Novacain during a root canal!!??
His goal:Transcend dental medication!!

Okay I know that was bad but wait for this one!!@@##

-Mahatma Gandi walked barefoot most of the time,producing an impressive set of calluses on his feet.He also ate very little,making him rather frail,and with his odd diet,he suffered from bad breath.
This made him" a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
Hey,what do you want from aRobbie Burn's Supper.At least i remembered the jokes.Now,where did I misplace me drum??