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Old 08-06-04, 07:07
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ALEX? Where are you, Bud. We need to have little chat, my friend! I've even put on my blood-red outfit for the occasion dress.

Master R. ... I do NOT have BRISTOLS! But YOU have a football now.

(Garry ...please cover SHADOWS yes and ears for this. Thank you.)


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Old 08-06-04, 08:29
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Master R. ... I do NOT have BRISTOLS! .)
Are you absolutely certain???? : :

I'd be surprised if the meaning is international and I was referring to a previously posted link.

See also http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/ under "B".

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But YOU have a football now.
Now that's a Rugby football, a football is spherical. The former may be carried during play whereas the latter may not, apparently.

I'm not too well up on this stuff, the school I went to applied both mandatorarily along with cricket; however, having made myself wholly useless at the enforced ball games, one would get placed at the very periphery of the playing field out of harms way.

Now, the lower boundary of the playing fields at Price's School in Fareham (http://www.hants.gov.uk/sop/ although some images are password protected) had a line of well established trees with a dry ditch beyond. It was entirely possible therefore to steadily sneak further and further outfield until obtaining the cover of the trees and the ditch beyond at an opportune moment.

Having taken cover in the ditch with like-minded chums, we'd enjoy several whilst the rest of the class pointlessly chased the ball around the field. Only got caught, and caned, twice in 5 years. Happy days before Senior Service went up to 1/6½ for 20.

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Old 08-06-04, 09:05
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Default Bristols.

Master R. I lookd up the definition of "Bristols" as per your encouragement, and I must repeat;

Master R. I do NOT have Bristols!

(see? I, Little Miss Yappy, correct in my intrpretation!)

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Old 08-06-04, 14:07
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ALEX? Where are you, Bud. We need to have little chat, my friend! I've even put on my blood-red outfit for the occasion dress.
Did I just see LITTLE MISS YAPPY THE WARRIOR PRINCESS .....I Think I did....Oh yes, look very closely,....that LITTLE red speck there....yes, me thinks that's her......LITTLE ITY BITY MISS YAPPY THE WARRIOR PRINCESS.....careful lads, don't step on her......

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Old 08-06-04, 14:25
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Master R. I lookd up the definition of "Bristols" as per your encouragement, and I must repeat;

Master R. I do NOT have Bristols!

Whatever you say. . . . . . . . . . .



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Old 08-06-04, 22:09
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ALEX? Where are you, Bud. We need to have little chat, my friend! I've even put on my blood-red outfit for the occasion dress.

Master R. ... I do NOT have BRISTOLS! But YOU have a football now.

(Garry ...please cover SHADOWS yes and ears for this. Thank you.)


Carmen,I don't know what you did to my Golden buddy.Showed Shadow your picture with the sword,he got up,cried then went up the basement stairs,WITHOUT FINISHING HIS BEER!!
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Old 08-06-04, 23:08
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Now Carman, play nice, put SUNRAY down before you break him or something......... :


Chrissie says:

Just proves that women are the stronger sex.............(.LMAO )

(comments in brackets courtesy of the smiling pig... just before he got an apple shoved where pigs don't usually get them..ooohhh nasty)
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Old 09-06-04, 00:17
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Chrissie says:

Just proves that women are the stronger sex.............(.LMAO )

(comments in brackets courtesy of the smiling pig... just before he got an apple shoved where pigs don't usually get them..ooohhh nasty)
just before he got an apple shoved where pigs don't usually get them..ooohhh nasty ......

Dave you ok there buddy?...that's gotta hurt.....

I better not let my little French-Canadian better half read this, she my get some ideas.....


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Old 09-06-04, 03:35
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Talking An apple a day ....

CHRISSIE ... I like yore atty-tude My Comrade-ess, Ditto for DENISE!

Yes ... good for you Chrissie, for an apple a day where the sun don't shine is a very humbling exprience indeed. Have you already sent the shipment of apples to Denise, enough for an appl a day???

SHADOW ... have no fear my pet, for you are a love and shall be treated as such... in fact, I will fetch YOUR beer and give your Master (???) a little bop on the noggin with said beer should he not use his powers over you with great respect! ... But it sounds as though he can be very kind indeed. If you enjoy fetching beer, then ENJOY! If not, then bite the bugger!Just BARK if you need help! Yappy is listening.

At ease Comrade-esses, all is secure in the end
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Old 09-06-04, 04:21
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Originally posted by V_D
ALEX? Where are you, Bud. We need to have little chat, my friend! I've even put on my blood-red outfit for the occasion dress.

Master R. ... I do NOT have BRISTOLS! But YOU have a football now.

(Garry ...please cover SHADOWS yes and ears for this. Thank you.)


Carmen..
Thought this would inspire you to attend the CC3 at Chatsworth at the end of the month..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...man_in_box.jpg
You would be the star of the event...
Miss Yappy..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures%201ab1/3_mouths.jpg

Miss Yappy baby picture..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...by%20teeth.jpg
You can bring your fancy ciggy holder from the Left Coast for show and tell..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...big_smoker.jpg
And if the box trick dosen't work.....
well....

http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...anny_biker.jpg
But if that isn't your bag,heres some advise..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...ng%20witch.jpg
Enjoy..
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Old 09-06-04, 07:55
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http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...man_in_box.jpg
Nice thrupennies, again. . . . . . .
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You can bring your fancy ciggy holder from the Left Coast for show and tell..
http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclic...big_smoker.jpg
Nah, they've all got them namby-pamby mufflers, straight-thrus only here please.

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Old 09-06-04, 08:59
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Default yikes...

Sorry ... just can't handle to open any more of those links.

Did my pic of reaching for the sky or the cartoon character warrior woman inspire the links with women?

I really liked the cars one ... Yappy parking the car. But don't know what I'll find now if I click on one of those links, so ... I cease and desist the click for fear of what I'll see.
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Old 12-06-04, 09:59
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Chrissie says:

Just proves that women are the stronger sex.............
Well, they smell stronger anyway, but I'll give you that one...
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