Off Topic Chuckle

I did editing liberties and changed the names of th places on this GRIN:
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them
flat. "Well, that might be OK on the LEFT COAST but we're not
having
any of that stuff in ONTARIO!

BTW ... just so's you allknow, I'm pro-choice