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Garry Shipton - Urgent Message
Garry;
Guess what ..... I came face to face with MA today, and would you believe, she forgot to bring her frying pan........ Oh well, she couldn't have reached that high anyways....... Cheers
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tread lightly
Mark, Ma says she has a wee bit of Scottish Blood in her, one of the favourite targets for the Scots was the knees. After that it would be a simple matter to administer the Frying Pan to the heed.
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Never mind all that silliness... I had to watch her like a hawk, else she'd have gone home with a couple of the old guys*... they took quite a shine to her (obviously not knowing who they were dealing with).
*I was worried about them, not her.
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Thank you NOTE TO SELF: learn battle cries in Gaelic and plan frying pans, knee, and heeds, for percussions ... |
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How did we miss you during the Clearances? Hadrian's Wall was built for a purpose, ye ken.
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Yes Jon but !!
Being a wee lassie,her ancestor with her frying pan probably found a wee hole in Hadrian's wall and crawled through brefore escaping to Norway or Sweden or whatever,intermarried,and look what we got "The Wee Ma Yappy"
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Disclaimer!
No frying pans were actually dented during the making of this thread.
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Jon, I could plead a typo but I guess it was the Scouse part of my heritage that made the error. My mother was born in Rutherglen, my wife in Dundee, my daughter in law in Dunbarton, you would think I would know better by now.
I have awarded myself 16 lashes (you know where) with a wet noodle I hope that is sufficient punishment for my missdeed. I avoided the clearances by being a sneaky bugger, still am my wife tells me and Hadrian's Wall was built to keep the Scots out of England not the English out of Scotland and it didn't work either way. |
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