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Old 15-04-03, 04:01
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Thumbs up My HEROINES!

...as I was saying... some women are not happy in the kitchen!

http://www.lothene.demon.co.uk/others/women19.html

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Old 15-04-03, 04:59
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Smile Re: My HEROINES!

'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess'.......Oh Oh,....
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Old 15-04-03, 06:41
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Default re: My Heroines

Oh Oh watch out, they're on the warpath again.!

I have a good collection of English folk music and there are plenty of songs about female soldiers, sailors and even highwaymen!

A case of "wouldn't wanna meet them on a dark night"
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Old 15-04-03, 07:25
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Angry Watch it!!!!

...that cake is wearing off you guys. Best watch what you say to me now. GEOFF knows how that goes, with 3 females in the house you must have to deal with it 3 times per month? No? Yes? Right Geoff?

Haven't been able to find any of those really formidable and fierce looking women with horns and swords.

Picture it...fearsome female ferocity fells foes fast

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Old 15-04-03, 14:31
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Exclamation Re: Watch it!!!!

Oh Oh........................
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Old 15-04-03, 19:47
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Default fearsome female

The girls a poet - quick - more choccy!
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Old 15-04-03, 19:59
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The girls a poet - quick - more choccy!
Wymyn.... can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.... ever thought we've become TOO civilised?
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Old 15-04-03, 20:39
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Lightbulb Re: Watch It!!!

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Originally posted by Carman: "...that cake is wearing off you guys. Best watch what you say to me now."
Quick!, Quick!.........feed her more Chocolate Cake........Hurry!, Hurry!........ she must have more Chocolate Cake......... Oh Oh!

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Old 15-04-03, 20:42
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Wymyn.... can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.... ever thought we've become TOO civilised?


Oh my gawd.... "GEOFF...'Uncle...Uncle" ........
..okay OKAY!........you WIN you WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahhhaaaah ha just TOO good!
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Old 15-04-03, 23:01
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Thumbs up GEOFF.....I take it back.......

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Oh my gawd.... "GEOFF...'Uncle...Uncle" ........
..okay OKAY!........you WIN you WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahhhaaaah ha just TOO good!

Hey Geoff....I changed my mind. TI thought about what you said and what you said wasn't too good after all.... I'm lookin for yah now!!!
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Old 16-04-03, 00:08
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Angry And now.......MARK tooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

...uh oh.... how did I miss the cake. Mark. Cruel cruel beast when I have no cake to appease my cravings for cake....so now....NOW....

...R E V E N G E .....see last post to get an idea of what's coming to you
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Old 16-04-03, 00:57
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Cool Re: And now.......MARK tooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Carman: "R E V E N G E .....see last post to get an idea of what's coming to you"
Like I said 'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess', with the emphasis on 'LITTLE'...........let me get out my magnifing glass so I'll see you coming............BRING IT ON : :

Told ya she was 'LITTLE'......
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Old 16-04-03, 01:42
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Default Uh oh......................

.... that's okay. Bd things come in small packages. You'll see
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Old 16-04-03, 01:46
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Exclamation Ok Little Missy

We're ready for you Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess....
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Old 16-04-03, 02:12
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Red face Tsk tsk tsk

I always knew men were more comfortable with animals than people!
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Old 16-04-03, 02:24
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Less hassle, easier to feed...........: and besides, Beaver's and Rabbit's don't 'YAP'.....either ......

P.S. - Almost forgot to rub-it-in, we had CHOCOLATE CAKE today.....did you
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Old 16-04-03, 06:22
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I'm reading this at 05:20, a good laugh makes a hell of a start to the working day!

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Old 16-04-03, 07:24
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Default Re: Uh oh......................

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.... that's okay. Bad things come in small packages. You'll see
Carman says;

"I repeat... bad things come in small packages. You'll see!" The part I forgot to mention is that I'm a very atypical ARIES in that ... I can wait. Timing is everything.... I also never forget.EEK!!!"

DAVE; So glad your working day can start with a laugh It's 10:20 p.m. here.

Hmmm. Do you know where GEOFF is??? Wymyn.

Nite/Morning ... Carman
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Old 17-04-03, 20:32
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Thumbs up Dinner suggestion...

Captain Blackadder;
"Whatīs for dinner tonight, Baldrick?"
Baldrick;
"Rat au Vin, sir."
Captain Blackadder;
"Hmm, sounds good. What is it?"
Baldrick;
"Itīs a rat thatīs been run over by a van, sir."
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Old 17-04-03, 21:01
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Default Cleaning Invoice

Bill To: Martin Ijdo

Supplies and Labour for the cleaning of tea and snot off one monitor.

"There once was a little turnip named Baldrick...."
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Old 17-04-03, 23:02
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Sticks pencils up nose and pretends madness
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Old 17-04-03, 23:55
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Default Re: re. dinner sugestion

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Sticks pencils up nose and pretends madness
DAVE;

I really have to thank you for bringing this thread to a new page. My old computer doesn't like loading the last one. Must be all the ____!(fill in the blank)

"....madness" Did I miss something?

Where's Geoff wymyn ...that's ok. I can wait.

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Old 18-04-03, 01:55
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Sorry Carman,
In joke for Blackadder fans ( see page 2 dinners ugestion Rat au Van)

Captain Blackadder pretended madness to try and escape the trenches in WW1 by sticking pencils up his nose, only to find that everyone else was doing the same!
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Old 18-04-03, 02:26
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Talking Yer all M A D

...Good one!!!

Busy today. My youngest daughter will be here tomorrow morning, for the whole week-end, and I'm cleaning out a corner for her to sleep in (in the closet...grin!) EXCELLENT. Happy Mommy

talk later...C
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Old 18-04-03, 02:39
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Unhappy Re: Yer all M A D

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Carman said" I'm cleaning out a corner for her to sleep in (in the closet)"
: - and your calling us 'MAD' - you have 'Closet Kids' - whats the sleeping arrangement - 'hang one per hanger' or just stack em, like cord wood and I suppose all they get fed is 'wabbit' if 'Little Miss Yappy's' aim is good and if you miss the wabbit, I suppose they get to lick the crumbs from the plate, that the CHOCOLATE CAKE was on, cause Ma ATE THE WHOLE TING HERSELF and never shared with her young ones

'Yappy Easter Carman'
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Old 18-04-03, 02:58
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Default ...and not only THAT

I forgot to tell you that my daughter is a CHOCOLATE BUNNY ... god rest her soul
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Old 18-04-03, 03:07
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Carman wrote: "I forgot to tell you that my daughter is a CHOCOLATE BUNNY ... god rest her soul"
MY GOD!!! - 'LITTLE MISS YAPPY' EATS HER YOUNG
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Old 18-04-03, 03:24
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MY GOD!!! - 'LITTLE MISS YAPPY' EATS HER YOUNG

........"Only the chocolate ones Dear, only the chocolate ones. The others I hang, upside down, in the closet. It's only the men I keep in the basement...stacked, one upon the other, until I feel like human food. I never told you my middle name, did I, Mark? It's Hannibella." heh heh heh
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Old 18-04-03, 03:35
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Now look what you've gone and done : the wittle wabbit has 'dug-in' and wired and mined the perimeter, after hearing what 'Little Miss Yappy' does to her young ones : he says, 'There's No Way She Getting Me' ....Oh Oh :
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Old 18-04-03, 03:55
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Default Barra MacNeils

....Barra MacNeils...Barra MacNeils... that's who I'm listening to right now. NOT YOU! (that's ok... I'll just think some on what you said in that last post. That Rabbit looks pretty good) Carman Hannibella Yappy Little Woman
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