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Old 04-10-18, 12:29
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Paddy and Murphy fancied a pint but only had 1 pound between them. Paddy went off and bought a sausage and Murphy says "are you mad" now we're skint! Come on says Paddy, follow me. They go into a pub, order two pints and drink them before they have to pay. Paddy shoved the sausage through the zipper of his trousers and tells Murphy to get down and suck it.
The Barman went absolutely berserk and throws them out then after ten more pubs and ten more pints Murphy says.. "I can't do this anymore, my knees hurt and i'm pissed.
How do you think I feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.!!
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