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Old 04-10-18, 12:29
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Paddy and Murphy fancied a pint but only had 1 pound between them. Paddy went off and bought a sausage and Murphy says "are you mad" now we're skint! Come on says Paddy, follow me. They go into a pub, order two pints and drink them before they have to pay. Paddy shoved the sausage through the zipper of his trousers and tells Murphy to get down and suck it.
The Barman went absolutely berserk and throws them out then after ten more pubs and ten more pints Murphy says.. "I can't do this anymore, my knees hurt and i'm pissed.
How do you think I feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.!!
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A beautiful woman walks into a bar. She saunters up to a man who is sitting by himself in the corner.

The man is taken aback by the fact that such a stunning woman is approaching him. She sits down next to him and whispers to the man: “For $200, I’ll do anything you want.”

The man raises his eyebrows, saying: “Anything?”

“Anything.” She nods.

The man slides his hand into his wallet and pulls out $200 cash. He slams it on the table and says to the woman, “Here. Rebuild the engine in my CMP.”
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A beautiful woman walks into a bar. She saunters up to a man who is sitting by himself in the corner.

The man is taken aback by the fact that such a stunning woman is approaching him. She sits down next to him and whispers to the man: “For $200, I’ll do anything you want.”

The man raises his eyebrows, saying: “Anything?”

“Anything.” She nods.

The man slides his hand into his wallet and pulls out $200 cash. He slams it on the table and says to the woman, “Here. Rebuild the engine in my CMP.”
and did she ???
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