Something on his mind

See what you-all can do with this photo... I couldn't "enhance the image with military-ish stuff" but maybe someone else can enjoy that pleasure. And PLEASE, let's think of "OUR" KEITH...huh? Ok?

Boy...I'm doing good here...too much taquili last nite anyways...the other thing about this photo is it represents MEN WITH B.A.R.S. and what the nastiest symptoms are

[Gordon Yeo]

Notwithstanding the obvious short comings of the individual it appears oral hygine is not a problem.

Originally posted by Gordon Yeo
Notwithstanding the obvious short comings of the individual it appears oral hygine is not a problem.

Actually, this poor grinning thing suffers from, and is under the influence of B.A.R.S. and morning breath is a major symptom. :

[DaveCox]

From the grin, obviously one of the 'more equal' pigs!

[Keith Webb]

Suffer!

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

You talking about bars(as where we pick up oinkers)Shadow the Golden retriever(next winter's coat on the hoof,see previous thread on that subject))growled when he saw the oinker on the thread.I think she stood him up one nite at the local pub.Kindly cease & desist publishing photos of pigs who shunned my dog.Way to go!!Just looked over at him here in the basement den & his head is between his paws.You dastardly female from the left coast of Canada!Here Shad,daddy'll get you another berr.I know that little yappy got you upset.Geez,get dad a beer while you're opening the little beer fridge.

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Suffer!

Oh GAWD Keith...

"This little PIGGY is flyin' High....careful he/she/it don't fall from the sky, for iffen he/she/it do ... Karmen would be very very blue...aaaaaargh. (so much for poetry talent, Maybe I shoulda tried a limerick HA!)

you are just TOOOO good at this game.... which is EASY if you have the tools. Hmmm... watch out...a friend and I bought lotto tickets and come Friday we may be able tocash in a big winner and then lookout... because I'll be buying the ability to excell in this photo competition...I'll WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
You talking about bars(as where we pick up oinkers)Shadow the Golden retriever(next winter's coat on the hoof,see previous thread on that subject))growled when he saw the oinker on the thread.I think she stood him up one nite at the local pub.Kindly cease & desist publishing photos of pigs who shunned my dog.Way to go!!Just looked over at him here in the basement den & his head is between his paws.You dastardly female from the left coast of Canada!Here Shad,daddy'll get you another berr.I know that little yappy got you upset.Geez,get dad a beer while you're opening the little beer fridge.

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir

Whoo-hooooooooo... this message is just tooooooooooo loaded and requires a good clear headed quick thinking witty wonder to reply...

HEY.........EMPRESS JULIA.... pick up? Pick up???
We can't let this dude get away without some decent "backatchyah"... Toss in some of your wonderful lightening swift wit and toast this bugger for us! He's awfully cheeky and getting worse! Yappy Woman

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Keith & I will gladly accept a toast.How about Drambuie!!

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Oh GAWD Keith...

"This little PIGGY is flyin' High....careful he/she/it don't fall from the sky, for iffen he/she/it do ... Karmen would be very very blue...aaaaaargh. (so much for poetry talent, Maybe I shoulda tried a limerick HA!)

you are just TOOOO good at this game.... which is EASY if you have the tools. Hmmm... watch out...a friend and I bought lotto tickets and come Friday we may be able tocash in a big winner and then lookout... because I'll be buying the ability to excell in this photo competition...I'll WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO
I'll be flying again in a cople of weeks - this time doing more air to air filming... I'll be wearing the loadmaster harness to keep myself in though.
As for the picture editing... do your worst! I can always wheel out the BIG guns in this department... my brother creates special effects for feature films, so watch out!

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
... my brother creates special effects for feature films, so watch out!

Your parents were allowed to breed more than once??!!

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Your parents were allowed to breed more than once??!!

HEY GEOFF...cool. I've got to thank you for jumping in here...with GUSTO. Empress will be soooo proud of you! (sorry Keith... I don't care who gets yah, doesn't have to be me!!!!! I don't care if yer bruther does special effects...you still don't have any photo of me to really work with...so hey...go fer it

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
I don't care if yer bruther does special effects...you still don't have any photo of me to really work with...so hey...go fer it

He doesn't need a new photo = from what we have already we can create a 3-D model of you...

Originally posted by Keith Webb
He doesn't need a new photo = from what we have already we can create a 3-D model of you...

OOOOOOhhh...big scarey guy (snicker snicker)Can he give me voice???? ha yap yap yapppityyapyapyap...! (actually...sounds like your bro must have a lot of fun... I once wanted to become a special effects make-up artist...I was told "you're a natural for this" that course got interrupted

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Your parents were allowed to breed more than once??!!

Thrice, actually - my sister is a book illustrator

This is her version of "Little Miss Yappy" after consuming "black gold", Vegemite:



Here's her website

Originally posted by Keith Webb
Thrice, actually - my sister is a book illustrator

This is her version of "Little Miss Yappy" after consuming "black gold", Vegemite:



Here's her website

Yer sister is talented. Yer bruther is talented. Cool Especially yer sister...she made me cute and bye-the-bye ... my fister-MUM made me eat Marmite....NOT Vegemite : Hmmm. I see yer sister gave the dog grey hairs just like mine. Nice touch!

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Yer sister is talented. Yer bruther is talented. Cool Especially yer sister...she made me cute and bye-the-bye ... my fister-MUM made me eat Marmite....NOT Vegemite : Hmmm. I see yer sister gave the dog grey hairs just like mine. Nice touch!

LMAO!

Originally posted by Keith Webb
LMAO!

Hey KEITH.... what do the initials stand for??? "Little Miss Always Oinking"???? :

Hey KEITH.... the illustration of theDog your sister did sure looks very familiar somehow. Maybe I came across it in a book (one of the umpteen millions of stories I read to my kid?) Just curious.

Bythe way... I keep thinking about pore little piggy hanging over the side of the plane, airborne, and I keep wondering if that's cause there was no room in the night flyer fer a barf bag???? LOOK OUT BELOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Hey KEITH.... what do the initials stand for??? "Little Miss Always Oinking"???? :

You really don't know? I like your interpretation better than "laughing my ass off"

Originally posted by Keith Webb
You really don't know? I like your interpretation better than "laughing my ass off"

GAWD....I wasn't even close!!!!!!!!!! and now I'm LMAO too and I just noticed you added a link to your sisters website...I'm on my way there now...arf arf

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Keith & I will gladly accept a toast.How about Drambuie!!

Here SHAD.... here boy. Come 'ere. No...the Piggy isn't here. Come on...now...go...go fetch the Drambuie. Good Doggy. Now...take it to Garry and Keith. Good BOY. Nice doggy....(OINK)