Just Saying hello!

Nope ... haven't died and gone to heaven or that other hot place. Have been elsewhere lately and not busy weilding frying pans and such. You all needed a little rest from the likes of the wee bittie me any ways ;p and I've been having internet and phone connection problems.

I haven't forgotten MLU or any of you though, and haven't forgotten the point of MLU or my presence in it

Winterpeg is turning into WINTER! And Little Miss has to start dressing the part ... snowsuit made out of buffalo hide and rabbit fur, MukLuks in snowshoes, and the GOOD NEWS?

NO MOSQUITOS!

I think I'll dress up as a Frying Pan for Halloween! I really feel like bonking someone lately

Karmen Sends and Ends

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
I haven't forgotten MLU or any of you though, and haven't forgotten the point of MLU or my presence in it

Nor have we forgotten you :

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
I really feel like bonking someone lately

Can't you think of anything else to keep warm?

H.

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
I really feel like bonking someone lately

Me thinks that is more information then we needed to know.......must be Winter in Winterpeg.....any excuse to get warm will do I guess.......

By the way, Hello

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Nor have we forgotten you :

Can't you think of anything else to keep warm?

H.

Hannnnnn-NO ... I'm ashamed of you my son. And here I thought you were a Mr. Nice Guy... a little loftily-tall, but not rude and crude like some others who shall go un-named.

BONKING ... we've covered the MEANING of BONKING in another thread ... meaning to BONK ONE ON THE HEAD with a blunt instrument such as a frying pan!
NOW I shall have to ask you to bend over so your head is within bonking distance of my beloved frying pan.

Lawd have MER-CY :

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Me thinks that is more information then we needed to know.......must be Winter in Winterpeg.....any excuse to get warm will do I guess.......

By the way, Hello

Lawd have MER-CY on you too HBM-O ... for shame, the murky-ness of what some people think of the most innocently conceived and presented remarks.

I WILL grant you that BONKING someone on the head with a frying pan does make a wee fine lass such as myself break into unlady-like sweats ... but the impact is worth it ... and thats what showers and Arid Extra Dry is for, is it not? Tis a hard days work keeping the lot of you lot in line! : but i must confess, I do gain some personal pleasure from the task. WHUMP

(Hello to you to Mark glad to see you haven't turned to paper or lost your eyes )

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
BONKING ... we've covered the MEANING of BONKING in another thread ...
NOW I shall have to ask you to bend over

Meaning of bonking?!? Bend over?!?
No please, I didn't drop the soap!!!

H.

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Meaning of bonking?!? Bend over?!? No please, I didn't drop the soap!!!

Oooooooh Hannnnn-NO ... you DO surprize me
WHY are you THINKING like this? Must have something to do with yore male ego gone awry due to feeling yore old oats with all yore power to begat! (how ARE the little ones anyways? The borned AND the innie-yet-to-be-born wee little one in-utero pray tell? You ARE expecting another, are you not? (and woman does all the REAL WORK HERE! Watch that transition phase, THAT is when women get their bites and hits in! )

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
WHY are you THINKING like this?

Dunno, one thing is for sure: I'm not bonking mad - I'm an aeroplane!

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

...for the hormonely-impaired:

"Men spend the first nine months of their lives trying to get out of the womb, and the next 80-odd years trying to get back in."

NOW do you understand?

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
...for the hormonely-impaired:

"Men spend the first nine months of their lives trying to get out of the womb, and the next 80-odd years trying to get back in."

NOW do you understand?

Yes Laddie, I understand : And gawd help ye shud ye try it on an eld menopaused Pixie Witch Woman with a frying pan!

Heed THIS laddies ... we ALL reach menopause where yore ways'll more'n likely bring a frying pan upside yore head and a kick in tha old arse than a kiss and a thanking ye for bein' God's gift to women <snicker> and : As it shud be of course.

oi oi oi oi oi

Hannnnn-NO ... tsk tsk tsk flyin around agin... ya look a little grounded to the likes of me very own old eyes though

[Jon Skagfeld]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
...for the hormonely-impaired:

"Men spend the first nine months of their lives trying to get out of the womb, and the next 80-odd years trying to get back in."

NOW do you understand?

So, where is the "I" in "BONK"?

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Meaning of bonking?!? Bend over?!?
No please, I didn't drop the soap!!!

Now why do you think the Royal Navy invented soap-on-a-rope?

R.

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Greeting OH Great Frying Pan Bonking Karmen,from me & the Shad.Speaking of bonking,everyone seems coherent.I guess no one followed the bonking instructions I so basically posted,so they wouldn't forget the procedures.Anyway,back from Foxboro Massachusetts for the Patriot/Seahawk game.Got out of being arrested for smoking outside in the stadium.Even got asked for ID from a nineteen year old when buying a Samuel Adams beer.Thanked the kid profusely.Gave him my Quebec driver's licence(Which is in French)Guess he recognized my photo & gave it right back saying it seemed OK.So,when ya gomma bonk Tonner,looks like he's asking for a good frying pan whaamee??

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
.So,when ya gomma bonk Tonner,looks like he's asking for a good frying pan whaamee??

Pardon Me!?!? :...What did I do?.....Keep this up and I'm going to have to do something.......:idea: ............ .....I'll be back.......

...and I'm STILL HERE!