MLU FORUM  

Go Back   MLU FORUM > 'B' ECHELON > The Sergeants' Mess

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 18-04-04, 15:12
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)'s Avatar
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) is offline
former OC MLU, AKA 'Jif' - sadly no longer with us
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,400
Default I just knew those OZ people were a little different

No caption is needed...
Attached Thumbnails
keithandhiswoman.jpg  
__________________
SUNRAY SENDS AND ENDS
:remember :support
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 18-04-04, 20:46
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Girlfriend?

Hy Keefy ... does Belinda know about yore gnu girlfriend?
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 18-04-04, 23:20
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Re: Girlfriend?

Quote:
Originally posted by V_D
Hy Keefy ... does Belinda know about yore gnu girlfriend?

BAAAAAAH!

Humbug!

It's all a vicious rumour!
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 18-04-04, 23:34
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Re: Girlfriend?

Quote:
Originally posted by Keith Webb
BAAAAAAH!

Humbug!

It's all a vicious rumour!
And I say SHEEP DUNG Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah to you too
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 18-04-04, 23:37
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Pee Ess

BTW ... that sheep is seriously a "cutey" .
Is it your "pet"?
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 19-04-04, 00:01
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Re: Pee Ess

Quote:
Originally posted by V_D
BTW ... that sheep is seriously a "cutey" .
Is it your "pet"?
Actually, I believe Aaron is closer to her than I'll ever be...
She's the house sheep, and spends her days eating the roses and lawn.

We had a lot of laughs doing these pictures.
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 19-04-04, 00:19
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Re: Pee Ess

Quote:
Originally posted by Keith Webb
Actually, I believe Aaron is closer to her than I'll ever be...
She's the house sheep, and spends her days eating the roses and lawn.

We had a lot of laughs doing these pictures.
Got anymore to share with us?
PHOTOS not sheep They're great!
I love seeing them no matter who is
doing the postings.

Hey Mark hasn't been a brat in here lately ...
how come Mark??? Is looking at and reading all about old stuff got you suffering early rigormortis and old-timers-disease so's you can't remember the MLU?

BTW watch it... I might BE THERE soon. THEN watch your heinie because I'll be bringing some frying pans with me... I'd be most careful on any FRYDAY I'm there
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 19-04-04, 00:28
Max Hedges's Avatar
Max Hedges Max Hedges is offline
Pops
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Yass, Australia
Posts: 1,557
Default Keefy's girlfriend

After waking up, Keith's new friend (happy) was no where to be found, so we went looking for her and found her on the road to Melbourne under a tree looking very sad and lonesome crying keefy, keefy. This is devastating for Happy as she was fond of Aaron and he also dumped her. We are looking into getting some counselling for her.

Max
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 19-04-04, 00:35
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)'s Avatar
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) is offline
former OC MLU, AKA 'Jif' - sadly no longer with us
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,400
Question

Of almost equal interest to us, Max, is what you fellows have on your plate for breakfast. It looks suspiciously familiar...
__________________
SUNRAY SENDS AND ENDS
:remember :support
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 19-04-04, 00:45
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Brekky

Quote:
Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Of almost equal interest to us, Max, is what you fellows have on your plate for breakfast. It looks suspiciously familiar...
You're very observant, Jif
That is french toast with bacon and maple syrup. You've trained us well!
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 19-04-04, 00:56
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default And another pic

You'll notice the sheep wanting to get into the food too... didn't stop Max eating it either!

There are real pics of the reason we were there here
Attached Thumbnails
shilling.jpg  
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 19-04-04, 01:04
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default accents

I keep coming back for another look at the French Toast too ... that bacon accent is a give away that its a mixed-race mal ??? eh? what?

Regards Happy ... send her to me, I'll introduce her to a man who won't leave or eat her and will feed her roses and fresh garden produce daily! There ARE many men who WILL treat a Sheep RIGHT! Happy obviously is SAD with you-all dumping her. I wanna see her Happy Happy Joy Joy with one special man who will treat his Sheep right! I've even placed a personals ad to find her a signifigant other.

Don't worry, be happy Happy!
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 19-04-04, 03:56
Bruce Parker (RIP) Bruce Parker (RIP) is offline
GM Fox I
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: SW Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,606
Default For the record.

VD is from the left coast of Canada.

As such, any reference to Canadians, Oz-ians or anyone/thing else...(sheep)...is NOT representative of mainstream Canadians,who,should you follow the news, prefer same-sex, same species marij-U-hanna based relationships.

Eh em.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 19-04-04, 05:34
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: And another pic

Quote:
Originally posted by Keith Webb
You'll notice the sheep wanting to get into the food too... didn't stop Max eating it either!

There are real pics of the reason we were there here
WHY are Happy's eyes GLOWING? :

Hey BRUCE .....
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 19-04-04, 05:45
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Glowing eyes

Quote:
Originally posted by V_D
WHY are Happy's eyes GLOWING? :

Hey BRUCE .....
Must be a nuclear dump somewhere in the area... either that or she was having flashbacks to Aaron.

Another possibility is that someone opened the freezer and she saw her aunt wrapped in plastic.

Anything can happen in Yass!
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 19-04-04, 06:39
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Glowing eyes

Quote:
Originally posted by Keith Webb
Must be a nuclear dump somewhere in the area... either that or she was having flashbacks to Aaron.

Another possibility is that someone opened the freezer and she saw her aunt wrapped in plastic.

Anything can happen in Yass!

YASSer, THAT is Keefy's story and he's stickin' to it ... but we all know, still, his story is nuthin but sheep dung

I, personally, believe the glowing eyes are a result of "Hell hath no fury like a sheep scorned"
Watch it Keefy and Aaron ... thats evil in 'er eyes! She's peed and her glowing eyes aren't about love.

Thats okay Happy, Yappy will help you find a Happy Pappy who treats you right...and will always come baaaaaaaaaaahk meanwhile ... you go git 'em Happy...

Hey Brucey .... pay attention to this ...... I ain't from the Left Coast, perhaps Left Field Manitoba which is a short ride from you conservative East-ers! I can get there from here GRIN






Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 19-04-04, 07:59
Mark Sierant Mark Sierant is offline
Likes Wusty Old Twuks
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: southern tablelands
Posts: 147
Default Tender Lamb

Gee Max that sheep sure looks tender fed up on all those house scraps I bet she would make a good lot of Juicy Chops. That fine lambswool coat would also make a great seatcover for Keefies new gun draging wagon, that way she would be close to him for years to come under his bum.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 19-04-04, 08:01
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Re: Tender Lamb

Quote:
Originally posted by Mark Sierant
Gee Max that sheep sure looks tender fed up on all those house scraps I bet she would make a good lot of Juicy Chops. That fine lambswool coat would also make a great seatcover for Keefies new gun draging wagon, that way she would be close to him for years to come under his bum.
Fantastic, Mark
Just what I need.
Max, I'll bring the esky next trip.
Just don't let Aaron know.
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 19-04-04, 08:12
Mark Sierant Mark Sierant is offline
Likes Wusty Old Twuks
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: southern tablelands
Posts: 147
Default Dont Fret About Aron

Dont go worrying yourself about Arron, Kieth, when the spring comes around again in 5 months Arron will have thousands of young sheep to pick from. I am sure there will be a few young ones that he can be a sustitute Mum and Dad for. anyway wont you need Five tender on your bum seat covers now?
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 20-04-04, 07:22
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default ?

Wusty old Twuks?

I love it
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 28-04-04, 12:57
Tony Smith's Avatar
Tony Smith Tony Smith is offline
No1, Mk 2** (I'm back!)
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Lithgow, NSW, Australia
Posts: 5,042
Default Wusty owld twuks

Perhaps Mark would like one of these:
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 28-04-04, 13:03
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)'s Avatar
Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) is offline
former OC MLU, AKA 'Jif' - sadly no longer with us
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,400
Default Re: Tony

OK, so where do the west of us buy one?
__________________
SUNRAY SENDS AND ENDS
:remember :support
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 28-04-04, 13:49
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Re: Tony

Quote:
Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
OK, so where do the west of us buy one?
Don't you mean the east of us?

(I know, I know : lame eh?

I want one too though!
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 30-04-04, 04:46
Max Hedges's Avatar
Max Hedges Max Hedges is offline
Pops
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Yass, Australia
Posts: 1,557
Default Try a mooo

we have other pets for Keefy to cuddle
Attached Thumbnails
cow.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 30-04-04, 16:37
Alex Blair (RIP) Alex Blair (RIP) is offline
"Mr. Manual", sadly no longer with us
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Ottawa ,Canada
Posts: 2,916
Default Magic Beer.....

Y'all better watch out ,Jiff is bringing some Canadian magic beer across the pond with him this summer...
It works on Aussies..Probably works on POMs too..It will definately work on our hosts...

A Aussie walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting at the
> >bar by himself. He goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
> >"Magic Beer." he says.
> >He thinks he's a little crazy, so he walks around the bar,
> >but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to,
> >goes back to the man sitting at the bar who looks kind of familiar and
> >says,
> >"That isn't really magic beer, is it?"
> >"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
> >flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
> >The guy can't believe it; "I bet you can't do that again."
> >He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around
> >the building three times, and comes back in the window.
> >He is so amazed that he says he wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
> >the bartender, "Give him one of what I'm having."
> >He gets his drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the >>window and
> >plummets 30 stories.
> >The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
> >real asshole when you're drunk."

Have a great trip ,Jif..
Keep us posted
> >
__________________
Alex Blair
:remember :support :drunk:
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 04-05-04, 21:37
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Lunatics

I know by the time you read this it will be all over, but at 5AM I got my 11 year old out of bed to watch the lunar eclipse.
I did this with the whole family several years ago during the spectacular Leonid meteor storm. They loved it, but the sad thing is when they talked about it at school the next day nobody else had seen it, and I reckon this will be the case today as well.
The message, if there is one is you only get to see a lunar eclipse once or twice in your life, and something of the magnitude of the meteor storm only once, and at the age of 11 this is something he'll treasure for the rest of his life, I know I did when I say my first one at around 15. Of course I photographed it then!
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 04-05-04, 21:59
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I loved the Superman joke so much I "snitched it" to share the laugh ( REALLY needed a laugh too!!! Thanks ALEX

KEITH ... you wouldn't happen to have those lunar eclipse (e-clips?) photos still would you?

Yappy
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 04-05-04, 22:07
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default Photos

Quote:
Originally posted by V_D
I loved the Superman joke so much I "snitched it" to share the laugh ( REALLY needed a laugh too!!! Thanks ALEX

KEITH ... you wouldn't happen to have those lunar eclipse (e-clips?) photos still would you?

Yappy
Yes, somewhere... might take a while to find it though. I made several pics on one frame to create the classic lunar eclipse sequence.
The moon has now dipped below our horizon, but I did get the digital camera out to get a shot of it and the family freezing as they watched.
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 04-05-04, 22:14
Keith Webb's Avatar
Keith Webb Keith Webb is offline
Film maker, CMP addict
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Macleod, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 8,216
Default A few minutes ago...

Here it is approaching totality this morning... the dark bit is a tree as the moon was setting.

Interesting colour during an eclipse - more of a brown-red than usual.
Attached Images
 
__________________
Film maker

42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains
42 FGT No9 (Aust)
42 F15
Keith Webb
Macleod, Victoria Australia
Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 04-05-04, 22:27
Vets Dottir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Amazing! Thanks for posting it K ... and so QUICKLY too ... wereyou "just waiting for someone to ask?"

pat pat on back (from Happy Yappy)
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 00:03.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Maple Leaf Up, 2003-2016