Some Funnies

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Imagine,it took a week to remember this one told by my friend Bob Murphy,ex Black Watch,who showed up,as a surprise,from Newfoundland-and I quote

"A little Newfie is sitting at the bar at Happy Hour,minding his own business,sipping his drink,when in walks a big burly yank,who as he passes him,gives him a chop to the left side of his neck,The Newfie hits the floor.The big yank looks down and says,"That's a karate chop from Korea."The little newfie picks himself up and sits on his stool.The big burly yank decides to go to the bathroom,and,as he passes,gives the newfie the chop to the right side of his neck.AS he picks himself up the yank says,"That's a judo chop from Japan.While he's away,the little newfie leaves.About a half hour later,all of a sudden,the big yank goes down off his bar stool.AS he leaves the little newfie pauses at the bar and says to the bartender,"Bay Jesus bay,when the lad comes too,just tell him that was a crowbar from f--kin Canadian Tire."