Yeah, thats the sort of thing I would like to be using.
And I remember those vulcanising patches for tyre tubes, that you put into a clamp, then set it alight. The heat would weld the patch to the tube. What ever happened to those? Perhaps in these enlightened times, they are no longer available, in case someone got burnt fingers but would insist on blaming the manufacturer rather than accept responsibility for their actions!
I fear there may actually be LESS better glues today, because of potential risk of misuse etc.
P.S: I hope you have a better hair-cut these days
. You looked like the proverbial '5th Beetle'.