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Old 16-08-05, 03:11
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Talking Jack Schit

Follow the link for a laugh!

http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co....Jack_Schit.htm
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Old 16-08-05, 03:43
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Default Pretty Good

Ok that is a good one....LOL
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Old 16-08-05, 16:44
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Default But! They forgot one!!!

One son joined a monestary and was known thereafter as "Holy Schitt"!!
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Old 17-08-05, 06:08
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One son joined a monestary and was known thereafter as "Holy Schitt"!!
I like that one Garry!

WOOF to Shadster from Ma (arf-n-arf)
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Old 17-08-05, 14:00
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Brilliant!

But what happens when the Schit hits the fan?!?

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Old 17-08-05, 16:35
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Default Bachelor Brother!!

He had no children and became known as "No Schit" !!
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Old 17-08-05, 18:59
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And let us not forget the skeletons in the family closet, Evil Schit and Bad Schit ... and the elderly Old Schit.
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Old 17-08-05, 19:53
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Default Plus the illiterate brother!!

Dumb Schit !!
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Old 17-08-05, 19:57
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... and the elderly Old Schit.

.....yes, you can relate to that........
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Old 17-08-05, 20:42
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.....yes, you can relate to that........
Now, THERE'S the pot talking to the kettle...
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Old 17-08-05, 20:48
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Quote:
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.....yes, you can relate to that........
As well you can too Grandpa Schit?
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Old 17-08-05, 20:50
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... and do not forget the family psycho Crazy Schit, or the family depressive Life Is Schit ...

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Old 17-08-05, 20:50
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Brilliant!

But what happens when the Schit hits the fan?!?

H.
.......the distant relative, "Schit Sucker" saves the day.......
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Old 17-08-05, 20:57
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... and there is the wacky one, "Dip Schit"...... and of course, there is the wannabe porn star, "Deep Schit"......and don't forget poor little "Baby Schit"... which I smell alot of lately....
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Old 17-08-05, 20:59
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As well you can too Grandpa Schit?
"MA Schit" has a nice ring to it.....
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Old 17-08-05, 21:07
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Quote:
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"MA Schit" has a nice ring to it.....
Oh dear, Grandpa-Mark-Oh, if both you and I are Schits, then we are related!!! Does knowing this making you a Happy Schit? Ma
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Old 17-08-05, 21:21
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Oh dear, Grandpa-Mark-Oh, if both you and I are Schits, then we are related!!! Does knowing this making you a Happy Schit? Ma
...like Jean said, "A Schit is a Schit, is a Schit".....

.......or was that "A Proof is a Proof, is a Proof".......

... if the shoe fits..... wear it
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Old 18-08-05, 02:25
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What about Jack's new Deli called,"Schit Sandwich"?
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Old 18-08-05, 02:34
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One of the Schit clan became a neurosurgeon,and advertized in the medical journal under,"Schit for brains".
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