I know a secret

Max Hedges · #1 25-09-05, 11:37

A certain mate of ours has a birthday coming up shortly. Not many sleeps to go until he turns ??????
guess who , how old and when
Max

Richard Farrant · #2 25-09-05, 11:40

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Originally posted by Max Hedges
A certain mate of ours has a birthday coming up shortly. Not many sleeps to go until he turns ??????
guess who , how old and when
Max

Max,

Would he be a film maker?

Richard

Max Hedges · #3 25-09-05, 11:44

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Originally posted by Richard Farrant
Max,

Would he be a film maker?

Richard

could be but I'm not saying
Max

Mark Sierant · #4 26-09-05, 05:13

Max I guess you have recieved your invite to the party, funny you know I thought he was older than that.
I certainly hope my invite comes soon I would not want to miss that party. Now that the footy is all over for another year I sure the whole town will be around at his place.

Keith Webb · #5 26-09-05, 07:17

Who said the party was in Melbourne?
Melbourne, Fla?

Mark Sierant · #6 26-09-05, 07:19

What time is the party taking off do you know

Richard Farrant · #7 26-09-05, 22:35

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Originally posted by Mark Sierant
Now that the footy is all over for another year........

You did not mention the cricket

Mark Sierant · #8 27-09-05, 00:37

The sun deprived POMS have a success every tweenty years or so and it goes to their head. Then its all over for the next 20 years. A win it seems every generation or so is all it takes to keep the POMS happy.

Richard Farrant · #9 27-09-05, 00:56

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Originally posted by Mark Sierant
The sun deprived POMS have a success every tweenty years or so and it goes to their head. Then its all over for the next 20 years. A win it seems every generation or so is all it takes to keep the POMS happy.

Ha Ha.........they've taken the bait

As it happens, I could not give a toss about cricket, not since being hit in the eye by a ball at school when aged 10.

There is only one sport and that is motor racing, cars or bikes. By the way, what happened to Mark Webber in the Formula 1 yesterday ?

Richard

Pete Ashby · #10 27-09-05, 21:19

Mark

As Officers and Gentlemen us 'Poms' only need to show the colonial elements that we can win, it would be jolly vulgar to over do it old boy

Pete :dh:

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #11 27-09-05, 21:32

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Originally posted by Keith Webb
Who said the party was in Melbourne?
Melbourne, Fla?

Who's a silly [old] boy, then?

Keith Webb · #12 27-09-05, 21:39

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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Who's a silly [old] boy, then?

NOT old....(yet) old fellah. I'm still in my forties

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #13 27-09-05, 21:56

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Originally posted by Keith Webb
NOT old....(yet) old fellah. I'm still in my forties

Depends on how many decimal places you're rounding to...

#14 27-09-05, 22:02

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Originally posted by Pete Ashby
Mark

As Officers and Gentlemen us 'Poms' only need to show the colonial elements that we can win, it would be jolly vulgar to over do it old boy

Quite so, quite so.

R.

Mark Sierant · #15 28-09-05, 00:37

The old fellow needs a few MLU ers to celebrate with we can all log on this Saturday and type him a happy birthday

Max Hedges · #16 29-09-05, 00:50

I reckon he'd be getting pretty excited. 2 BIG SLEEPS TO GO. little aftoon naps do not count.

Hope he is carefull when blowing the candles out, not to catch his beard alight.

Em

Keith Webb · #17 29-09-05, 00:53

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Originally posted by Max Hedges
I reckon he'd be getting pretty excited. 2 BIG SLEEPS TO GO. little aftoon naps do not count. Hope he is carefull when blowing the candles out, not to catch his beard alight.

Em

What beard?

Max Hedges · #18 29-09-05, 01:05

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Originally posted by Keith Webb
What beard?

You do have to be carefull when near a big fire when you have a beard. Best to be safe.

Em

Mark Sierant · #19 29-09-05, 01:10

Max the beard may have just fallen out due to old age. I dont think he has his own teeth anymore.

cliff · #20 29-09-05, 01:36

one more sleep and then the guy runs out of the naughty forties and into the nifty fifties........hmmmmmmmm!

cheers
Cliff

Max Hedges · #21 29-09-05, 01:55

I know when I turned fifty Kathy was real excited when she woke up that morning,thinking I that finely might have matured, grown up you know what I mean poor Kathy was so disapointed.
Max

Mark Sierant · #22 29-09-05, 02:10

Not only haven't you matured Max but your body has started to breakdown. Now Kathy not only has to put up with child like enthusasim for toys but also your grumbling about all the ACHES and Pains you get from playing with your Toys.

:dh:

Max Hedges · #23 29-09-05, 14:01

Mark do really think that any of you are mature, I did live in hope a long time ago and just plain gave up. Why do you think Emma called you Russell on that very first trip.

Kathy

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) · #24 29-09-05, 14:04

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Originally posted by Max Hedges
Mark do really think that any of you are mature, I did live in hope a long time ago and just plain gave up. Why do you think Emma called you Russell on that very first trip.

Kathy

Now there's a practical woman...

#25 29-09-05, 20:28

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Originally posted by Mark Sierant
I dont think he has his own teeth anymore.

That's okay ... I can send him mine which are too big for me and therefore loose. His mouth is bigger than mine so they should fit nicely. They're Canadian too, you know ... made of buffalo horn. Nice and yellowed to go with the elderly skin

Keith Webb · #26 29-09-05, 22:23

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Originally posted by Vets Dottir
That's okay ... I can send him mine which are too big for me and therefore loose. His mouth is bigger than mine so they should fit nicely. They're Canadian too, you know ... made of buffalo horn. Nice and yellowed to go with the elderly skin

Eeeeeeuuuuuhhhh!

Are you saying I have big mouth, Miss Yappy?

Oh well, that is a generous gesture and perhaps they'd look OK if sprayed with silver paint.

#27 29-09-05, 23:20

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Originally posted by Keith Webb
Eeeeeeuuuuuhhhh!

Are you saying I have big mouth, Miss Yappy?

Well ... you KNOW how that old saying goes , "If the foo sh*ts" ... ooooops ... sorry ... wrong saying, I meant to say "If the teeth fit .."

........

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Oh well, that is a generous gesture and perhaps they'd look OK if sprayed with silver paint.

Personally, I'd keep the current colour of them ... you don't want people to spot you in the dark when you're blah-blah-blahing now do you?

Ooooh ... i be soooo baaaaa-d today ...

#28 30-09-05, 01:08

Okay, okay ... I'm behaving now ... you can talk to me again

Gee ... WHEN is this birthday again? ... how many sleeps now?

Keith Webb · #29 30-09-05, 01:32

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Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Gee ... WHEN is this birthday again? ... how many sleeps now?

One.

#30 30-09-05, 06:36

Hmmmm .... betya can't sleep for anticipation hey?