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21-09-10, 13:07
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Observation Vs Concentration
Gentlemen,
Here is your chance to test your powers of concentration! Don't let the little things distract you! I want 3 out of 3 from all of you!!! 
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Howard Holgate F15 #12 F15A #13 (stretched) F60S #13 C15A #13 Wireless (incomplete) 
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21-09-10, 19:55
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RHC Why is it that when you have the $$, you don't have the time, and when you have the time you don't have the $$?
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21-09-10, 20:58
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Easy once you get "the hang" of it  H.
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22-09-10, 00:59
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Ball? What Ball?? Oh! 6 out of 7 then I was lost again, don't know why. Did you notice how she ...................???
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22-09-10, 08:12
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Ha Ha totally lost the ball,brests more interesting!
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23-09-10, 00:36
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I work on a British military base. Theres a woman at work, shes renowned for being less than smart.
She looked up one day and saw a twin rotored helicopter flying past, she said "Oh look, a Cernobyl" On another occaision she saw a truck disgorging a load of short, swarthy looking soldiers. When she told us about it she said "They were Gherkins" She tried to explain why a colleague was off sick, "He has deep-throat thrombosis" She tangled up some cargo straps and fretted that they would be un-tangleable. She didn't want to own up to doing it, she said "People will think I'm stupid. I try not to be but I can't help it." These are all true 
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23-09-10, 10:36
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Doctor in Dublin
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?" Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. " "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes."
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Have a good one  Andrew Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty"
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24-09-10, 03:04
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The Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."
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