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30-07-10, 14:51
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Ozzie Wimmen...
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Next thing they will be gluing Vegemite bottles to them selves..which in this case would make her a lot more appealing.. You guys gotta stop fooling around with those rusty old trucks and start fooling around with your wigglies instead... IMHO http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird.../14854576.html
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30-07-10, 15:21
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 Just when they go overseas (article showed she was in Sao Paulo)they get bored from lack of action and start trying to turn themselves into echidnas  Quote "Artist Lucy McRae of Australia poses after she glued safety pins on part of her body during the 'Rojo Nova work in progress' at the Museum of Image and Sound in Sao Paulo July 27, 2010. (REUTERS)
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30-07-10, 17:28
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Phew...!!!!!
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I'm glad you pointed that out...I missed it... She probably got into some of that South American "Electric Lettuce",that sure as hell doesn't enhance her looks..but fries her brain at warp speed.. Better get her back to reality..like lots of beer..Barbies...Great Whites..Caine Toads...Redbacks...sun ..wind and Vegemite... I'm sure most of you lads could straighten her out;...maybe even get her a Blitz to tool around in ..Now that WOULD be artistic... Have to keep better track of your wigglies... If too many of them get away the sheep will get nervous as hell.. Next they will want the chain off their leg to the bed...    
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31-07-10, 04:33
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Behold! Vegemite wrestling!  
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Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is ..... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is....... 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... (scroll down) NO, The duck didn't say THAT .... Don't be SO disgusting! The duck said.... 'I am a DRAKE, You made a MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!
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01-08-10, 10:07
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE VERY SAME REASON!!!!!!!!
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01-08-10, 13:49
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You know the old saying....."where theres muck, theres money" 
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02-08-10, 01:13
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Yum!!
This would explain the taste ......
"This is a real sign, real advertising... BIG SPELLING MISTAKE! Billboard on cnr Beaudesert and Granard Rds, Rocklea, Qld. Australia. Live Local? Check it out! Its becoming a tourist attraction with the locals and Brisbanites alike!! " Rich
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