You Mentioned the Waitress

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
I'm missing something, somewhere, and that just ain't like me when it comes to this topic. Please advise soonest!

Jif..
Looking for a job as secretary at Bob's Barn......


resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent b e to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

You're hired...
BUB,RUB,and GRUB...
(PS...Bring bottle opened...)

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