Not Canadian but I love it!!!

[sapper740]

Originally Posted by Howard

Something along the lines of "9 out of ten men who have tried Camel prefer Women", or something to that effect.

Ya got it all wrong! 9 out of 10 GERMANS prefer camels. I wonder if it's got to do anything with the joke about "Why is the camel called the 'Ship of the Desert?'"

Originally Posted by sapper740

"Why is the camel called the 'Ship of the Desert?'"

Because it can float so long on a drink of water that it will "walk" a gazillion miles across the desert for you