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03-03-10, 11:06
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Cheers Cliff Hutchings aka MrRoo S.I.R. "and on the 8th day he made trucks so that man, made on the 7th day, had shelter when woman threw him out for the night" MrRoo says "TRUCKS ROOLE"
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03-03-10, 12:46
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Mole Family
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
All live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, Sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to stick his head Out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't Because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is..... MOLASSES !
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Have a good one Andrew Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty" 
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03-03-10, 13:12
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Nursing humour
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it.. When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great... Some asshole's got my pen!'
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Have a good one Andrew Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty"
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03-03-10, 15:27
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Retiree's way of keeping busy..
I've often been asked,
'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm working on a chemical engineering degree, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.   
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18-03-10, 23:22
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Speaking of drinking
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Film maker 42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains 42 FGT No9 (Aust) 42 F15 Keith Webb Macleod, Victoria Australia Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
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19-03-10, 08:47
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AHHH so thats Lazy Susan Keith
 would have to be one strong table if she was sitting in the middle of it though Of a similar vintage A 1919 Poster The comment attached at the bottom read I mean seriously, would you quit drinking?
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Have a good one Andrew Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty"
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20-03-10, 02:25
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Improvise
Italian Tomato Garden:
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
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Have a good one Andrew Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty"
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