New term = Retrosexual Male?

Hey Carman baby have you been following me around with a camera, have you got my house bugged? I love beer but I hate having to buy new clothes all the time so my favourite drink is DRAMBUIE, in fact I'm working my way through a bottle as I type.
My most embarassing moment was when I went to open the door of a Harvie's Restaurant for a young lady and couldn't do it. Can you believe it I have gotten so old and decrepit I can't open a door any more. She had to open the door for me. My wife was sitting in the Van p--ing her pants at my antics of trying to be a Gentleman. She said that was the best laugh she had in a long time.