Slanguage

[Tony Smith]

These are another form of great Aussie humour that often only those "In the Know" will find funny, while confusing the unitiated.

DILLIGAF: often found on bonnets of semi-trailer trucks and Hells Angel's t-shirts, but is famously the name of an Aust M113 APC that was in a street parade broadcast on TV, the commentators asking what DILLIGAF meant, to be told by the embarrassed military expert that it had something to do with Timor (Do I Look Like I Give A ****?)

LOMBARD: This type of person crops up all the time, most often at an auction/garage sale/swap meet and outbids everyone else, only to wreck/destroy/paint purple some unique item (Lots Of Money, But A Real Dickhead)

and there's more that I can't recall due to a relapse of
CRAFT Disease: A temporary prelude to Alzheimer's (Can't Remember A ****ing Thing)