Slanguage

Originally posted by Richard Farrant
Another meaning of this is, "when you have a touch of the Chalfonts", you are suffering from Haemorroids. This comes from Chalfont St.Giles = piles

Richard

As the old buffers in the RN will tell you:

"Hoke his yewsed for piles on piers, not haemorroids hon the harse-holes hov the harristocracy."

R.