Winnipeg's Thunderous Skies

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by V_D
Oh no... There was a young Yappy from Canuckette
Who went to Oz in a bucket
and when she got there
she said "Oh NOT FAIR,
You guys all smell like vegemite air
so .... ---- --!
I'm goin' back home to Canuckette!"

"Young Yappy, she went to Australia
to sample our rare mammalia.
She tried Emu pate,
which caused such dismay,
she cried "Vegemite'll never-a-fail-yer!"


...and since that day she's eaten it inch-thick on everything.