Some Funnies

[Hanno Spoelstra]

Jokes from wartime dated magazines via Robert Davey:


Fifty Nazi pilots knocked at the gates of heaven and sought admittance. St Peter waved them back.
"I'm sorry" he said "but only six of you can come in"
"But there are fifty of us!" the Nazis protested.
"Maybe" replied St Peter "but Field-Marshal Goering's communique said that only six had been shot down!"
Magazine dated October 1940

Moscow radio recently declared that the following story was being told among German prisoners of war.
Hitler was inspecting the Eastern Front.
"What" he asked a German Soldier "would be your last wish if a Russian bomb fell near you?"
"I would wish" the soldier rejoined "that my beloved Fuhrer could be at my side"
Magazine dated September 1942