Some Funnies

aj.lec · #1 07-05-11, 10:43

Cannibal story

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians all: Labor Party, Liberals/Nationals, Democrats or Greens : $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"

Howard · #2 10-05-11, 12:40

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".

Keith Webb · #3 10-05-11, 21:23

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Originally Posted by howard

finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"that's so clever," the woman gasps. "how did you do it?"
"easy," replies the man. "these are my khakis".

groannnnn!!!!!

Hanno Spoelstra · #4 10-05-11, 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".

I don't get it?

Hanno

Keith Webb · #5 10-05-11, 22:13

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Originally Posted by Hanno Spoelstra

I don't get it?

Hanno

Khakis = car keys. It's in the pronunciation.

Hanno Spoelstra · #6 10-05-11, 23:04

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Originally Posted by Keith Webb

Khakis = car keys. It's in the pronunciation.

Ah yes, that was to be expected

H.

chris vickery · #7 11-05-11, 02:30

Hanno, you need to perfect the Aussie drawl to get it, mate...

Little Jo · #8 11-05-11, 03:41

Hanno

Don't worry mate, myn family had to immigrate to Australia to get it, so if they stayed in Holland I would not have got it either.

Cheers

Tony

Hanno Spoelstra · #9 11-05-11, 16:43

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Originally Posted by chris vickery

Hanno, you need to perfect the Aussie drawl to get it, mate...

The problem is I still have Geoff's Canuck drawl of Khaki still in my memory. . .

H.

Hanno Spoelstra · #10 10-05-11, 22:03

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Originally Posted by chopper

What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
Last Sunday they both had there back doors smashed in
and had a bloke from the navy shoot in there faces

But I do get this one and would like to ask you not to cross the thin line between funny and vulgar. This is a family forum, so please watch your langauge - thank you!

Hanno