Some Funnies

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HOLY SOAP!
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> Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
>
> They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no
> soap.
>
> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
> to dress.
>
> He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the
> hall when
> he sees three nuns heading his way..
>
> Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's
> a
> statue.
>
> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
> The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
>
> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
>
> To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
> Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
>
> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
> three times but nothing happens.
>
> So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
>
> "Holy Mary, Mother of God,
> HAND LOTION TOO!
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