Some Funnies

[Darrell Zinck]

Hi Kenney

Glad you liked it. I just thought that the Aussies had been taking a big hit in this thread laltely and some.........balance was required!!

Truly, Kiwi-land is on my bucket list; I want to find those Cdn Moose!!

Someday we'll have enough AirMiles to get there. I just hope we get to fly on a Sivven Four Sivven.

regards
Darrell

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”

[sapper740]

Originally Posted by Alex Blair

A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”

thanks Alex, loved the joke!

CHIMO!

Derek

[sapper740]

Originally Posted by Alex Blair

A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”

It's not just the horns that are...errr...long! or should I say LOW! ;>)

[Darrell Zinck]

Sigh!!!!!!!!!

[Euan McDonald]

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

We could all use these..

http://www.youtube.com/v/Qrpq5A-KAoA

[motto]

All those variations and no CMP, 42 Jeep or Weapons Carrier look alike.

Got to be an opening there for somebody?

David