A tour bus driver was taking a number of pensioner's on a day trip when a little old lady handed the driver a handfull of peanuts. The driver accepted them with thanks and slowly ate them while driving. Ten minutes later, again she handed him another handfull which he gratefully received. Ten minutes later, another handfull and the driver said," if you keep giving me all you're peanut's, you won't have any for you're selves"! she replied," we can't eat them as we don't have any teeth too chew them with"! The driver was rather puzzled and said! "So why do you buy them them"
She replied, "We just like to suck the chocolate off."
Colin.
21-04-12, 11:22
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