Pronto's New Toy

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Tony Smith
With feet and feet of snow all over Canada year round, even in summer, why would you want your Gin in the freezer and the Tonic in the fridge? At least we put our beer in the fridge because it get's hot and we need an excuse to cool down. Are Canuck's so hot blooded that they need a Gin Ice Block or two before they can get out and make snow angels? Crikey, warm yourselves up with two spoonfuls of Vegemite in a mug of boiling water.:

You silly Ozian bunt! A bottle of Bombay in the freezer is de rigeur, should be mandatory in fact. Poured over ice, topped up with a little tonic water (the quinine helps immunize against malaria ) and you're good-to-go. C'mon, get with the program here.

If we want to get warm, we have our sheilas to take care of that. If none available, a good cuppa with a dash of whiskey does fine, thank you!

Do we civilised gentlemen have to teach you downunders everything?




PS: Vegemite is considered a controlled substance in THIS country...