Ford Blitz Restoration/Rebuild

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MILITARY WITTICISMS

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"Aim towards the Enemy."-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.-U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."-U.S. Air Force

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."-Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."-U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."-Gen. MacArthur

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."-Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you . . . Panic.The rest of you, come with me."-U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

"Tracers work both ways."-U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."-Infantry Journal

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last,and don't ever volunteer to do anything."-U. S Navy Swabbie

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."-David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."-Infantry Journal

"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."-Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a mine sweeper... once."-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."-Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."-Your Buddies