On this day

[Keith Webb]

The flavour of turkey can be enormously improved with the application of a covering of vegemite.

Or follow this recipe:

Take one Turkey, two slices of bread, some butter and vegemite.
Carefully slice raw turkey, then toast bread, apply butter and vegemite to toast and enjoy this with a good cuppa while feeding the turkey to the cat or dog. Don't forget to discard the bones.

The vitamin B does wonders for the temper too.