Ho Ho Ho Ho! Greetings!

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Now, would you Aussies PULLEEEASE send us some of your summer?!

Only if you can send an esky full of snow to put our beer into!

An old Aussie Infantry Christmas carol (part, thereof):
To the tune of "Oh! Christmas tree!"

"We like it here, we like it here,
F***in' oath,
we like it here!
And even thoooooooooough we have malaria,
We still patrol the F***in' area,
We like it here, we like it here,
F***in' oath, we like it here!"

Merry Christmas to all Canucks, Poms, Yanks, Dutchies and Swedes (Mates every last one of you). We will celebrate Xmas hours before you, but 2 hours behind the Kiwis! Special Xmas greetings to Mexicans, Banana Benders, Sandgropers and Crow Eaters! (You know who you are!)