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[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

I'm sitting here alone in the basement den on the computer.Then I saw your response!!My women upstairs are still wondering what I was laughing at.

Aside to Karmen Lassie
Off to drum with me piper Friday night at our annual STAG "Robbie Burns supper.The lassies' serve us supper then leave.When my plate of steak & kidey pie comes with the haggis,I always ask the lass if she has any Ketchup for the haggis.Boy!Do I make her day every year.Last year as she served me and before I can say anything she says in her Highland tongue,"I know,I know,you're the strange one who always wants the ketchup",as she stomps off to get it