Some Funnies

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
Imagine,it took a week to remember this one told by my friend Bob Murphy,ex Black Watch,who showed up,as a surprise,from Newfoundland-and I quote

"A little Newfie is sitting at the bar at Happy Hour,minding his own business,sipping his drink,when in walks a big burly yank,who as he passes him,gives him a chop to the left side of his neck,The Newfie hits the floor.The big yank looks down and says,"That's a karate chop from Korea."The little newfie picks himself up and sits on his stool.The big burly yank decides to go to the bathroom,and,as he passes,gives the newfie the chop to the right side of his neck.AS he picks himself up the yank says,"That's a judo chop from Japan.While he's away,the little newfie leaves.About a half hour later,all of a sudden,the big yank goes down off his bar stool.AS he leaves the little newfie pauses at the bar and says to the bartender,"Bay Jesus bay,when the lad comes too,just tell him that was a crowbar from f--kin Canadian Tire."

Garry
That reminds me ...

Double Decker
Two bowling teams, one of all Newfies and one of all Nova
Scotians chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling
tournament in Moncton.
The NS team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Newfie
team rode on the top level.
The NS team down below really whooped it up, having a great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything
from the Newfies upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate. When she reached the
top, she found all
the Newfies frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the
road clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Nova Scotian asked, "What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Newfies
looked up at
her, swallowed hard and whispered,
"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."